"I dress to the right and jack off with my right hand. My dick hangs over my right nut when its soft but stands straight out when its hard. How weird is that?"
Ah, the mysteries of the cock.
Not weird at all. Just as it's more common that the left testicle hangs lower than the right, it seems more men have left-leaning cocks --- draping slightly to the left over the left testicle. Some lean that direction when they're hard, too. Some don't. The direction a guy dresses and the hand he uses to masturbate have nothing to do with it.
According to the MEL magazine article, "The Science of Which Way Your Dick Hangs,"
"According to male reproductive health specialist Dr. Muhammad Mirza, nothing you do on a day-to-day basis can actually affect which way your penis leans. ... the penis is made solely of spongy tissue, which hardens when blood rushes into it. This tissue is anchored to the pubic bones via a two-sided root, and this is where the asymmetry arises. In most men, one side of the root usually just happens to be slightly longer on the right or left, with the result that the penis hangs down farther on that side — and well, gravity does the rest."
In a bit of light-heartedness to end the article, author Brian VanHooker states: "When it comes to your natural curve, as with the size and shape and everything else about your penis, it’s just what you were born with. So, if you have complaints, address them to your parents."
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"LEFT or Right?"
After careful consideration, I LEFT you be right.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a wondrous day.
I hang left when it's soft, but he sticks up straight when he's stiff
That, of course, doesn't make ME straight.
I hang left when it's soft, but he sticks up straight when he's stiff
That, of course, doesn't make ME straight.
Whether I wear underwear or am going commando I always place my cock down to the right when dressing. My father always said it the the etiquette way. Who knows. But it does make a nice bulge.
Hang straight soft. Hard straight as a poker. No bend. No curve. Straight out parallel to the floor.
I only hang when I'm wearing tighty whities or briefs. When it's boxers and boxers briefs it just does whatever.
XOXO
i have lil crooked penis when mine fully erect, it's stay on left side too, i wanna fix it tho
Who knew. Is this like some people put their hands together with their left thumb over the right and others the reverse. Hugs and bisous.
fantastic pics & dicks
Fascinating stuff. Thanks for all the info. Hope all is well. Kizzes.
@ HotNakedDaddy - There are ways to repair a bent cock. Find a ***reputable*** urologist.
BTW - my software is blocking your blog due to "malwaretisement" - in other words, some ad you've placed on your blog is infected with Malware.
@ Maddie - well, I'm not sure etiquette requires dressing to the right, but your dad was good to have at least discussed the bulge issue with you.
@ Jean - Something like that. Dressing down one pantleg or the other is pretty much strictly according to one's comfort and usually matches the lean of the hang. Hugs and bisous.
My cock hangs a bit to the left when soft and points straight up when stiff. I try to dress him in a downward position as putting him upward would result in him showing over the waistband of my jeans in case he gets stiff, as I am well endowed. :-)
But, well, it's a cock. He does what he likes to do. ;-)
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