I'm Back!

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Did you miss me? Are you happy to see me, or is that a ... ;-)

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Thank you for all the well-wishes for a safe and fun trip. We did have a blast and returned exhausted. And, of course, there is much to do now; laundry, putting stuff away, picking up the yard from all the crap that blew in with the March winds which have started already. So, this is a quickie and I leave you with my usual admonition to take care of your man bits properly and thoroughly.

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I think I'm going to be doing a lot of this today..

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Don't Wait

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And, why have we all been there, desperate to get our rocks off? Because we can't control what our cocks do! If only those on the religious right understood this they would stop condemning any type of homosexual behavior. I think they all need a lesson in Cock Physiology! Lol.

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Our Little Soldiers will stand at attention for whatever they find stimulating. If that's a gorgeous, hot woman with nice tits

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Or a hot, hard guy with a huge cock and big heavy balls.

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Or, maybe, you're like me - and both ignite the fuse

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They are what is known as "smooth muscle" and we have no say-so in the matter.

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So, when yours pops up and urges, "Play with me!" go ahead and enjoy it.

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I will be traveling for the next week. My plan is to return to blogging next Thursday. Until then, folks, enjoy yourselves. Stay safe!

Can't Wait

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So, Saturday, we're out watching a marathon of Best Picture nominees. We got a decent break around dinner time, so we walked to a nearby restaurant. We we're waiting for our food and a friend goes to the men's room; locked. (They're single rooms; urinal, commode, sink.) He waits, and waits, and waits... Finally, he goes into the one for women, whizzes and comes back to the table. I needed to piss and kept my eye on the door to the men's room.

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We got our food, we eat, and whoever was in there when we came into the restaurant, is still in there! Just as I'm about to use the ladies room myself or go piss in a corner somewhere,

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I see this young guy emerge. He's scruffy looking with longish hair, beard, wearing cargo pants, backpack slung over his shoulder. I make a run for it before anyone else can beat me to it. I push the door open, close it, lock it, step to the urinal to do my thing. I glance down and there are huge gobs of cum all over the floor around the commode; a stream of it running down the wall opposite it.

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No wonder it took this guy so long! But, I've been there myself. In my younger days, of course, when I was horny as fuckin' hell, my cock boning against my jeans,

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go into the men's room to take a piss,

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just couldn't take it anymore, and sat down to stroke it out.

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I think we've all been there, haven't we guys?

Good ...

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Well, Oscar weekend is quite the celebration around here - it's a bit like a Holiday: always fun and relaxed, letting the worries of the everyday slide, good friends, good food and drink.

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Proud of Matthew McConaughey. Proud of Jared Leto! What a very classy acceptance speech and the award was so deserved. And, proud of my buddy, who, for the second year in a row predicted all the winners save one. 'Course, it helps that he's a theater critic - I think that may give him an unfair advantage over the rest of us.

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So, the weekend went well. When I wasn't naked,

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I was freeballin'.

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Woke up with really strong, hard boners,

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and sprouted plenty of semi's.

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So, it may just be that things are fully back to normal: Plenty of Solid Wood.

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And, that is something to be proud of and celebrate.

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And enjoy

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