It has now been quite a number of years since medical science began acknowledging that our frequent boners have nothing to do with sexual arousal. And that a good, strong stiffy is a sign of overall good health and have begun to include asking us during a routine physical if we wake up with a woody (at least the younger physicians have).
Now, it has come to my attention that medical science is finally beginning to encourage masturbation. And not only for the health benefits because frequent ejaculations lower a man's risk of prostate cancer.
Stroking one out does so much good for us, on so many levels, that it's now becoming accepted and promoted as part of a man's regular sexual activity and healthy lifestyle.
Ladies, I hope you're paying attention here. No more bitching about your man flogging his log - in fact, you can stop forcing him to hide in the bathroom, either sitting on the toilet or pretending he needs to shower to pound one out.
He's going to jack off anyway, you may as well let him kick back where ever he's comfortable and enjoy himself.
Straight guys, you must get the women in your lives to understand why it is we whack off. If the many reasons don't immediately come to mind, hopefully subsequent posts as we revisit the topic may remind you.