So...I've been pondering. What is it about straight guys that makes them so...I don't know...fearful? Is that the right word? Afraid of even talking about their dicks unless it's within the context of a joke? Or bragging about getting laid, the story full of machismo bullshit of ramming a pussy or titty-fucking some massive boobs?
Of course there are exceptions to that, there are always exceptions to rules. I've got a buddy, straight as straight can be, who will talk about his cock, or post to Face Book about boners, trying to take a whizz through a morning boner, being cut, about pre-cum and jacking off. (And the women love it, his wife included, and comments pile up.) Not afraid of being naked - even if he's sprouting wood.
But he's a rare specimen, indeed. Is there some specific reason straight guys seem so much more bashful about their cocks than gay or bi guys?
I leave you with that question for the weekend. What say you, straight dudes - don't be afraid to chime in here.