Married and Jacking Off

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Any show that premiers with a guy stroking his morning wood in bed next to his wife after she turns him down is going to be a good show. Such is the case with the new HBO series "Togetherness." Then she gets tired of the bed shaking and tells him to "take it outside." And, of course, later on he finds her in bed, her vibrator buzzing, and reading "Fifty Shades of Grey." Oddly enough, he is the one with the hurt feelings. (Hey, they've got to have conflict or there wouldn't be a show.) It's funny, it's sassy. Kick back and give it a watch if you can.

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I also had the pleasant opportunity to be in a store and have a conversation about jerking off with the clerk. He's a young guy and has no qualms about surfing porn and jacking off with his wife's knowledge.

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She, of course, initially said he was "cheating" and he immediately called "Bullshit!" He managed to get her to understand that a guy with a super boner

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needing to get his rocks off

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and stripping down to kick back and do so

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with no strings attached couldn't possibly be cheating. Just because he's married or partnered

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he will not give up jacking off

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