Fully Functioning

Today, as Lord Patrick reminds us, is World Cancer Day. And, while I dedicate each 15th day of the month to Buddy Ball Check, it's incumbent upon me to remind all men that they can also develop breast cancer. So, today, I want you to check those pecs

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  and don't forget the nipples.

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 Feel for any unusual lumps. Male breast cancer kills a larger percentage (not a larger number) of men than women. Why? Because most men - and even many physicians - don't think they are susceptible to the disease. But we are guys, we can become victims of breast cancer as easily as the ladies.

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Penile Cancer is another one of those insidious diseases most men are not cognizant of when it comes to their genital health. But cancer does not discriminate, guys. No, it does not. So, grab that cock and give it a really, really good inspection.

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If you've got a spot anywhere on your cock

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even if it doesn't (perhaps especially if it doesn't) hurt, that is there longer than a few days, hightail to your doctor and have it looked at.

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Seriously, if cock cancer is found early enough, perhaps a minor surgical treatment is possible

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you can keep yours fully intact, and fully functioning.

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Be Thankful for Every One

Yesterday's lazy-day post did have a tiny bit of a theme to it; representing the various times wood strikes. Morning, noon, night, regardless of activity - regardless of mental occupation at the time - boners happen. And, boners are glorious things. And we should be thankful for each and every one.

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 As fellow blogger Lord Patrick of More of the Same said in his comment yesterday,

"Enjoy them while you can."

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The ability may suddenly disappear one day.

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It was rather fortuitous, I think, to have done that post. Because, yesterday, as I was running my errands (I wasn't able to be completely lazy!), the rather busy Men's Room with a rather large trough urinal,

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brought about a nasty comment made to a fellow pisser because he had a full-on boner.

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Now, we all know how tough it can be to piss through a hard cock. And this guy was minding his own business, he wasn't sneaking glances. He was just pissing.

The conversation went a bit like this:

Nasty Guy: Hey, faggot! This ain't no gay place.
Boner Guy: What?
Nasty Guy: You're not fooling anyone, cocksucker. Get the fuck outta here.
Boner Guy: It's an implant, asshole!
Nasty Guy: ...

See? Some men have lost the ability to get hard. I had a step-brother (hung like pony, btw) who had one of the semi-rigid implants installed after an accident left him limp. Be thankful for each and every boner you get.

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Wood Wednesday

How very bizarre...another 30+ followers gone overnight. It must have something to do with blogs shutting down - perhaps users who haven't logged on in a very long time. But, how is one to track new followers to give them a proper welcome? Ah, c'est la vie.

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I'm feeling quite lazy today. I think it shall be Wood Wednesday

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Boners.

They're such wonderful, amazing things.