Oh my gawd Pat, that colon cleanse meme brought tears to my eyes and laughter so loud two of my neighbors called to see if I was okay. I told them yes, I was okay and to enjoy some Taco Bell cuisine today! The entire set of memes was over the top great, good to get the day started on a happy note.
I think I had a better childhood, not because we didn't have all the gadgets, but because we had more freedom. We were sent outside to play, not on an arranged 'play date.' A guy I know said he was 'kicked out' of the house in the morning, and didn't have to come home until the street lights turned on. We solved childhood's problems ourselves-- not always in our favor, either! I grew up in a more-or-less 'country' setting-- there was a dairy farm a hundred yards down the road; we had a corn field surrounding our house. Neighbors were a hundred yards away or more. We learned about nature watching the critters in the fields. It was assumed that kids will survive on their own! --PaulMmn
The 83 beers trick works if you were born after today's month and day, e.g. May 13 (like I was), otherwise it's 84 beers. Oh, and it's off by 1900 years, and it doesn't work for anyone less than 23 years old. For example, if you were born on July 1, 2001, you are 22 years old. Doing the beers calculation, the year you were born was 101. I don't think so.
To be accurate, it should be 1983 or 1984 beers, which after adding 40 is 2023 or 2024. Just think of it. 2023 (if your last birthday was in 2023) or 2024 (if it was in 2024) minus your age gives you the year you were born. Amazing! (not)
Well, we are back online. Our home internet was down for 4 days. As my Dad used to say, "a pigeon must have shit on a transformer somewhere". Love the giggles. I am forwarding the Botox one A.S.A.P.
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That age thing is so 2023!
Oh my gawd Pat, that colon cleanse meme brought tears to my eyes and laughter so loud two of my neighbors called to see if I was okay. I told them yes, I was okay and to enjoy some Taco Bell cuisine today! The entire set of memes was over the top great, good to get the day started on a happy note.
Big hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
HaVe an awesome you too.
And and an aWesome week for the same price.
Loved the jokes. Could have done without the naked females, though. Yuk
The 83 bears one worked!
I think I had a better childhood, not because we didn't have all the gadgets, but because we had more freedom.
We were sent outside to play, not on an arranged 'play date.' A guy I know said he was 'kicked out' of the house in the morning, and didn't have to come home until the street lights turned on.
We solved childhood's problems ourselves-- not always in our favor, either!
I grew up in a more-or-less 'country' setting-- there was a dairy farm a hundred yards down the road; we had a corn field surrounding our house. Neighbors were a hundred yards away or more. We learned about nature watching the critters in the fields.
It was assumed that kids will survive on their own!
--PaulMmn
You and these memes are cracking me up on Mondays!!!! It was a lovely weekend...but not long enough as usual.
The 83 beers trick works if you were born after today's month and day, e.g. May 13 (like I was), otherwise it's 84 beers. Oh, and it's off by 1900 years, and it doesn't work for anyone less than 23 years old. For example, if you were born on July 1, 2001, you are 22 years old. Doing the beers calculation, the year you were born was 101. I don't think so.
To be accurate, it should be 1983 or 1984 beers, which after adding 40 is 2023 or 2024. Just think of it. 2023 (if your last birthday was in 2023) or 2024 (if it was in 2024) minus your age gives you the year you were born. Amazing! (not)
Hahaha
Oh dear.
And I did the beer math and it didn't work? I know. But it sounded intriguing...
XOXO
Oh boy, I better keep that in mind next time I’m at Taco Bell. Love the Monday funnies. Hugs and bisous.
Very funny collection!
@ Big Dude - Oh, now...there should've been enough cock for you to gander at.😊
@ Rick - it worked for me, too.
@ Larry - I don't think the result is intended to be more than two digits.
Gemma Amor for the win. I love clever. That's clever.
so funny!
Well, we are back online. Our home internet was down for 4 days. As my Dad used to say, "a pigeon must have shit on a transformer somewhere". Love the giggles.
I am forwarding the Botox one A.S.A.P.
@ Bruce - Love your dad's sense of humor. Glad you're back!
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