Monday, May 20, 2024

Why Is It / Monday Giggles

 

Good morning.


"Why is it that in gay porn, the guy sucking dick looks happy?  Even smiling.  But, in str8 porn, a girl sucking cock always seems (at least by her facial expression) to be bored, even sometimes angry?"


I'm going to hazard a guess that the women are not sucking cock all that willingly. It's do it or don't get paid. And for most women, it usually takes the guy too long to cum. Whereas, I think the gay dude is thinking he loves sucking dick and the longer it lasts, the better.


What say you, Readers?

Monday Giggles













17 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

IDK about the whole sucking dick in porn?
I don't watch enough straight porn to give an opinion, but as a person who likes to suck dick, I don't see why one shouldn't look happy to be doing it?

One thing I do know: IRL women do NOT like to have a hand put behind their heads and pushed down on a dick. Do. Not. Do. You're welcome.

XOXO

Your French Patrick said...

No doubt because for the women it is a mark of submission that they undergo while for the men it is a sharing of pleasure.
But I don't think it's ALWAYS one or the other.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day

Mistress Maddie said...

Love the laughs!!!!! And yes gay men always smile because we love sucking cock!!!! I know many of my married friends and long-term dating couple say that the wives or girlfriends hate sucking dick. They will do it but with attitude or hesitation...or just plain don't do it. One friend even asked if I'd mind blowing her husband so she won't have too. She jesting. I think?

jimboylan2 said...

I guess that women just don't like playing with a man's penis.

SickoRicko said...

The giggles were terrific.

Jeff said...

I think men are the true cocksuckers .I love it and can't seem to get enough been at it over 45 yrs,in my early 60s now. My wife hates sucking cock,but knows that I enjoy it

Unashamed Male said...

I love the Easter Island Pez dispenser. -Larry

Jean said...

Where to begin! So many good ones this Monday, my pick is the “self amusing“ elephant. But you really got love the sign makers, there’s definitely a place in heaven for them. Hugs and bisous.

Paul said...

The last is the best - love a good bush. Shaved just looks like children.a

Anonymous said...

You can't really compare peaches and bananas when it comes to sucking cock: perhaps look at the faces of gay men and lesbians, or heterosexual men and women both giving and receiving, when it comes to oral sex, to see what tendencies exist.

Anonymous said...

Would love to see what the "forbidden amuse yourself" poster would look like in the womens restroom, otherwise its sexist.

Since I am not a blue elephant, I will just assume it doesn't apply to me.

Anonymous said...

That "forbidden amuse yourself" poster reminds me of a news article about a gay male farming couple who raised pigs to discover the teenage boars would discover masturbation and the farmers would get the occasional face full of boar jizz as a result.

You never hear much about the reality of male masturbation in the animal world, just like you rarely see an erect penis pictured anywhere as if it was too terrible to mention.

Xersex said...

I think women can't really sexually satisfy men and viceversa.

fullmoonma said...

I like your theory - I certainly love sucking cock! Even though my gag reflex means I'm not as skilled as I would like to be, I've never received a complaint. I've also been giving erotic massages for about 35 years - hour-long sessions whose goal is filling the body with erotic energy. I'm usually hard while giving the massage - I do better work if I am. I find that a number of men I massage need to suck me, and I'll usually return the favor - it's just something guys do!

uptonking said...

Great giggles. And re: BJs... guys really, really, really like penises. Really, really, really, really.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - I think the people creating the signs to draw attention to their businesses are pretty clever. There should be an award for those! Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

That's why men paid for blow jobs, did your mother do it?