Good morning.
"I been whacking off twice a day for a week and my nuts still feel like a couple of 5 pound weights. WTF dude?"
Chalk it up to a spike in your testosterone. It's not uncommon at this time of year.
There's a reason adages (sayings) are passed down from generation to generation. "Springtime: when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love," is just a very fancy way of saying Spring makes guys horny.
It's nothing to worry about. Just keep on doing what you're doing, and eventually things will level off.
Besides, it's Masturbation Month. Celebrate it.
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Oh really?
I had no idea about May? It's just spring, but there's a lot of romance tied to the month and all the flowers and whatnot. It makes sense though.
And I had never refer to their balls as five pound weights. I should give him my phone.
XOXO
I loved the unicorn cartoon.
It wouldn't have occurred to me to weigh my balls all week long and if it had occurred to me, the fact of noting that their weight is stable is the last thing that could alarm me.
Handjob is not a weight loss diet for balls.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
HaVe a great Thursday.
I know how your guy feel. This time of the year, I find myself jacking twice a day, too. Hell, when I was a kid, three or four times a day were common. Like you said, celebrate yourself! You're a healthy, horny guy. Enjoy your dick, be proud of that jizz you shoot. And know that somewhere, some of your brothers are blowing their loads, too. Congratulations!
Well I can certainly believe that. My libido is usually always high anyways but come spring it's through the roof. Just yesterday I was thinking of something me in the Lad recently did. I was so turned on that I actually climaxed in my dress pants on the way home in the car. That's never happened before.
@ MFP - LOL. I don't think he meant a literal weight. Hugs and bisous. P.S. I wonder what balls *do* weigh....
Masturbation month? Ha. Like anybody who reads your blog needs an excuse... you always supply us with the best inspiration! Kizzes.
Some men masturbate more than twice a day at certain times in their life. I suggest you experiment with what frequency is right for you at this time.
There isn't a guideline for how much is enough because it relates to the person.
@ Mistress Maddie - I would love to be able to climax hands free simply by being turned on.
However, around the age of 50, there is a decline in libido. Has anyone noticed it?
Seeing that this is now May, I went back four years to see what we were posting May 1, 2020; we were struggling with the shutdown, and at the beginning of the pandemic. Maybe it’s a good thing we didn’t know what was coming.
Yes we are much better off today than we were four years ago. Have a good weekend hugs and bisous.
@ Xersex - Oh, yeah....it is quite noticeable. As T levels decline, so does the libido. Damn sad, if you ask me. 😢
@ Jean - Your comment got me wondering. I went back through all the May 2020 posts. Yep. We are better off than we were 4 years ago. Much better. Let's hope it remains so. Hugs and bisous.
Love masturbation month great excuse to do it 3x everyday!!!! When I was kid I never wahed it after wanking my room stank testosterone
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