A Valuable Lesson

 

Morning

All the different protests going on all over the country make me wonder if it might be time for a 50-million-person march on Washington. Say July 4th....

"I learned a very valuable lesson about eyes and cum. It not only burns, but it's a bit embarrassing to have the eye doctor ask if you "somehow got semen in your eyes?" How do you respond? "Well, doc, what can I say, I'm a shooter"?"

LOL. I guess that's one way. Unless it was a group thing and you're into bukake. But, yep, cum can cause an eye infection; typically conjunctivitis. More commonly known as Pink Eye.  It's a good thing you got treated - some eye infections can lead to blindness. And, it's a good thing you were honest -  according to Healthline, it can also carry STI bacteria like "chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis." 

Next time? Whether it's your own or someone else's...

...flush your eye(s) with plenty of cool water.

If the redness and irritation persist, go see your eye doctor.

Monday Double Feature - Part 1

 

Today is National Orgasm Day. In addition to the Monday Giggles...

Have a good one.

Or two.

Or three.

Or four.

Or...

Not to leave the Monday Funnies behind, today is a Double Feature.

Anything to Cum

 

"I don't know what the fuck is going on with me. for the past few weeks I just can't get enough of my dick. I jack off when I wake up. at lunchtime I cruise a nearby park and jack off if noones around to give me a blow job. after work I free my dick as soon as I get in the car and storke it on the way home. when I walk in the door I get naked and jack off. at bedtime my hand is stroking away again. and I cum every time. this has never happened before. is it normal or are my t levels all fucked up?"

Yes, your Testosterone levels could be a little elevated. But, unless this goes on for months and months, it's nothing to be worried about. You're simply going through a bout of "hornies." I think it happens to all guys once in a while - times we feel like our balls will explode if we don't do something, anything to cum.

There were a few times in my life when I went through that sense of excessive horniness. The cock getting hard, snaking down a pant leg. twitching, getting hard at the urinal. Precum flowed like an open faucet to the point I had to wrap the head in a paper towel to soak it all up, or deal with an obvious wet spot. And, of course, the head sliding around in all that luscious lube made my cock harder and leak even more.

I finally figured out that after a really intense orgasm things would go back to "normal."

By intense, I mean cumming hard and cumming alot. I've posted about the equation v(V) before. It's: velocity (the strength of each shot) times Volume (the number of shots). The greater the force when we shoot, the more we shoot, the more satisfying the ejaculation.

You can work this up by actually denying yourself the ejaculation for a day or so, while not denying yourself the pleasurable sensations of playing with your cock when it gets hard.

Give it a shot (pun intended, perhaps).

Let me know if it helps.

Over-the-Shoulder Shots

The other day, Faithful Reader PaulMmn left a comment asking how some guys manage those over-the-shoulder shots. I left a pretty short answer and it deserves to be expounded.

"And how do guys build up enough pressure for a 'fountain of youth' that launches far enough to paint the wallpaper behind their heads? I think I got in the wrong line that day! --PaulMmn"

Many years ago, before Men's Health magazine lost its way and began to focus on nutrition and exercise and advertising, it started as a 4-page, shrink-wrapped bulletin mailed out to subscribers. Those four pages were crammed with information for men about our most prized possessions: The cock and balls. How they worked, how they were supposed to work, what could (and did) go wrong. How to get more enjoyment out of sex and masturbation.

I learned more from those Bulletins than anything they've done since. That the cock is so much more than the sum of its parts.

Taking a trip back in time and pulling from my memory banks....

It begins with prolonged arousal, actually more than the edging I suggested in my response comment. Prolonged arousal means utilizing those frequent boners we get all day long. Tease them and coax them to hang around longer.

Kegels. Do those Kegels when you get hard. 

You can do them and no one even has to know.

It strengthens the pelvic floor muscles which can add power to an ejaculation.

The Prostate can play a powerful role, too. Clenching your butt can add stimulation and help to build up the volume of fluid.

The most intense ejaculations, the most pleasurable ones, are those where volume (buckets of cum) and velocity (forceful shooting) are combined.

One of those early magazine issues hooked up with Cosmopolitan magazine for a survey. Women wanted to know more about what a guy likes during a blow job or hand job. Guys' overwhelming answer: Play with my balls. Fondle them. Lick them. Suck them. So, play with your balls.

The nipples, the inside of the thighs, are also a sensitive areas for men and can add to the pleasure and the building of the erotic pressure.

When you do get around to that jack-off session, take your time. Tease, play, stroke the boner. Flick the head, tease the Frenulum. Don't let all the luscious pre-cum go to waste.

Slap that boner on your belly or to the palm of your hand. Edge. Get right up to "the point of no return." And stop. Cool down a bit. then start again.

Vary the strokes.

You could even do as Blogger Buddy at how2bate does. Stroke but don't cum.

Build your ejaculation over days. When you do decide to let go, put those pelvic muscles and the prostate to use. Thrust your hips and squeeze the butt with the spasms.

That should have the jizz flying.

And leave you drenched and satisfied.

Happy weekend!