That's All It Takes

I hope everyone had a better weekend than this young man.

"I've been seeing this girl for about four moinths. We started getting into mutual hand jobs pretty quick but that's all we do. I never put my dick near her pussy and always rolled away from her to shoot my jizz on myself. Now she says she's preganant. How is that possible? Happy fucking Easter, huh?"

Well, son, it's like this: There's this stuff called pre-ejaculate, commonly referred to as pre-cum. Did you play with your cock and then put your hands into or even near her vagina? Did she stroke your slicked-up boner and then play with herself?

Pre-cum can contain sperm. If your cock was coated with it, no matter which of you was doing the stroking, and that got in - or even near enough to - her vagina that's all it takes.

 

This is one more reason why parents need to be having serious discussions with their kids. Sorry, young dude. If the two of you aren't ready and properly committed to raising a child, remember you have options.

A Lesson in Pre-Cum

What continues to amaze me is the lack of knowledge young men have about their own bodies as they are set loose on the world.

"I'm freaking out! My girlfriend is pregnant but we didn't do anything. I mean we played but I never put my dick in her because we both wanted to save that until we were married. I never even shot my load on her. How is this possible?"

Uh, the simple answer: Pre-cum.

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Pre-cum is a product of the Cowper glands, located adjacent to the Prostate. Yet, it can contain very lively, active sperm. The longer you play, the more aroused you become, the better the chances of that happening. Semen will begin to travel through your cock, and mix with your pre-ejaculate. Then, all it takes is for either one of you to be touching and stroking your slicked-up cock and then use that same hand to play anywhere along her vaginal area.

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Ditto if you're into Frottage: sliding your wet cock along her abdomen, making contact with her Labia to stimulate her clit.

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Pre-cum is a wonderful thing.

It reduces any acidic residue and lubricates the urethra.

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The fact that we can then use it to slick up our cocks and add to our pleasure is icing on the cake,

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but we need to be aware of what we're doing. Because contraception is our responsibility, too. So, you straight and bi guys beware. Mutual masturbation is a great way to be intimate without penetration, but you've got to be careful if you don't want a pre-cum pregnancy.

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Keep the river of pre-cum well-attended.

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Finish yourself off and keep that shooting cock

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and the aftermath well away from her.

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