Your Cock, Your Health

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A comment left by blogger buddy O!Daddie (Smokey & Me), on Friday's post, Boner Joy, prompts this one.

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His Primary Care Physician (PCP) for the last four years has been a woman. Which is all well and good; there's nothing wrong with having a woman doctor. In fact, I see a woman for my primary care as well. I have no issues in discussing - or allowing a woman to examine my dick or balls.

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But, here's the thing. Any PCP - male or female - should at least inquire if things are functioning properly and to your satisfaction. If they don't, they are relying on you to mention it. And you should do so.

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The inability to get a good boner, a weakness of your stream when you piss, the inability to shoot a load of jizz can be an indicator of many different illnesses. If your doctor is trying to diagnose an illness and you have any of those issues, if you withhold that information it makes their job more difficult.

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9 out of 10 times they won't even need you to drop trou. A vast majority of men are very uncomfortable with a female doctor examining the "package." Female physicians know that. There's also the (sad) fact we live in a very litigious society. If you've got issues that absolutely need to be visibly inspected, she will either, A. Call in a male Physician's Assistant (PA), male nurse, or B. Refer you to to a male urologist.

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And, seriously, guys, whether you're seen by a woman

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 or a man

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 Despite fantasy porn, there's very little chance you'll pop a boner. 

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The last time I went to Urgent Care, the doc was a woman. Even though my major symptoms were flu-like, there were odd things going on with my cock. There was no doubt she needed to take a look, not in my mind or hers. She called in a male PA and they examined me together. He up close and personal, lifting and tugging on my cock, twisting it around to see the underside of the shaft. She stood nearby and bent down to look only once when he told her to. It's a damn good thing they did. What I had would've (at the very least) put me into the hospital in critical condition within a week, or (at worst) could have killed me. Seriously.

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Those dangling bits are important, not only for your sexual pleasure and satisfaction but as indicators of a vast variety of health issues.

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Stomp your fears into oblivion, guys. If your doctor - man or woman - doesn't ask, freely offer the information. As happened in my case, it could save your life.

Veteran's Salute

Today is Veteran's Day. Big Whack Attack salutes all our military guys. As for me, it was not always easy, but I have many fond memories of my time in the military. We were a very close knit bunch. True brothers.

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Show your appreciation today and every day.

Let's Talk (Cock) Grooming

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I'm probably going to take a lot of heat for this. But, I have the need to discuss grooming. Cock grooming.

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Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, my Faithful Readers, we should care enough about our partners to look our best. Now, there's nothing wrong with preferring the All Natural look (as our Blogger Buddy Steve does; I've linked to his blog there).

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Some of us are extremely furry and others, like me, have very little body hair. Regardless, when we move the focus of our eyes to the crotch, all humans have a pretty nice jungle. Trim or don't trim - it's a personal preference, of course.

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But we must also show a little consideration for our partners. According to the Laser Hair Removal esthetician I went to, here is a situation a lot of men find themselves in: Hair growing so far up the shaft that penetrative sex can be an irritant. If your cock looks like this

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or this

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there's a problem. Using a condom can mitigate that, of course.

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But, then try removing it. Pubes have been caught and, Youch!

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All you straight dudes out there who aren't getting those blow jobs from your wives and girlfriends that you want. It could be because they're tired of picking pubic hair from their mouths because your cock looks like this

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Guys, if you are too embarrassed to go for hair removal, or you can't afford it, get a can of shaving gel and a new razor. Hit a hot shower, wash your cock with body soap to soften the hair. Then apply a generous amount of shaving gel (it's best to have a bit of a hard-on) and shave.

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 I'm certainly not advising - or advocating doing this:

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But, this is more like it:

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A beautiful, hair-free cock.

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There is nothing worse, in my opinion, than the feeling of your tongue running across a thick layer of hair. If I wanted to suck on hair, I'd find a dog. But there's a benefit for you as well. That layer of fur cuts down on your sensations. Think of how much more pleasurable it would feel to have that tongue licking your bare cock. No condom; no layer of fur to get in the way.

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More (Boner) Joy

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You know what else bring me great joy and happiness? Waking up with a really stiff cock. A boner so hard it could break out of a steel cage.

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Then rolling over to thrust it into the mattress to get it even harder, and going outside and taking that morning piss.

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Boners are a man's best friend, folks. And you know who else cares about your morning boners?

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He's talked about the phenomenon a lot, because it's such an important indicator of a man's overall health.

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And your own doctor should care, too.

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If you aren't waking up with a solid stiffy on a pretty consistent basis, you need to tell your doctor.

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If you don't have a good, strong stream when you take a leak, you need to tell him about that too.

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If you are young and virile but you don't shoot good, strong geysers of jizz, - not with every ejaculation, of course, - but, for the most part, you should be able to easily rocket your cum up across your chest. If you can't, you need to tell him this.

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Guys, we have to stop being so afraid to talk candidly with our physicians. If he (or she; my primary is now a woman - and quite comfortable discussing these things with me) doesn't know you're having these problems, it's much more difficult to diagnose a health issue. Allow me to say, this:

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 is bullshit. If you care about your boner - and you should!!! - you need to not worry about this:

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because he (she) doesn't care if you pop a hard-on at all. Chances are they've seen more cocks than you will see in a lifetime, and a big old boner

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is no surprise for them.