Monday, April 2, 2012

Oops. Did it Again


Holy crap... I did it again. This is two weeks in a row, now isn't it? Or maybe there was a week in between... This dude is gonna start to think I'm doing this on purpose. And I'm not - I swear!

I swear I thought the yard guys were done and gone. I had just finished posting and I had to piss something awful. I also needed to fix a dripline to some flowers. I grabbed my new line and the head and a pair of scissors, went out the back door, dropped it all on the patio table and literally ran to the rocked-in area. Pulled my cock out and let it rip. And the yard guy walked around the corner of the house.



This time he stopped in his tracks and said. "Oh sorry."

I waved the hand that wasn't holding my cock and told him, "Oh, don't worry about it."



He stood there and watched me finish, shove my dick back into my pants and button up. Then he showed me a problem with the system for the grassy area behind the pool.

If there was any doubt in his mind last week about being able to take a whizz in my back yard it's surely gone now! LOL!

Jesus, Lord Almighty... What will go through his head this summer when I'm out there lounging around naked as a jaybird...

...or floating in the pool with a semi-boner...

  Or comes around the corner of the house and I'm naked and stroking away on my boned-up cock...


or just as I'm blasting a load of jizz all over myself...


I can only hope the thought that enters his head is "Typical guy...jacking off."







8 comments:

LORDPATRICK said...

The garden! The kitchen! Jacking off everywhere, anywhere! With or without an audience!

TornJeans said...

I would get naked again when you can and just tell him you are a nudist and see what happens. You are lucky to have space to get naked outdoors

Rex V said...

Well if he "accidentally" walks in on you again ask him if he'd like to join you. Or tell him you're available for private showings too!

becca said...

well if you ask my son running around naked in the yard is normal when you live in the woods

whkattk said...

@ Torn Jeans - Well, that would be the truth: I am a nudist; naked as much as possible. The pool guy is used to seeing me naked (and semi-boned). This yard guy has yet to witness that. He took my pissing in stride though, so I think he'll at least be able to handle seeing me naked.

whkattk said...

@ Rex V - Mmmm. I might invite him to enjoy the pool while he's here. My pool guy admits he sometimes gets naked and gets into my pool while he's cleaning it. I told him to enjoy it whenever he wanted.

whkattk said...

@ becca - it's great your son is comfortable doing that. So many people - guys included - are much too inhibited. But it's how we came into the world so what could be more natural?

whkattk said...

@ Lord Patrick - Yes, my liege. Yes.