Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Well Met

Because I knew I'd be in the air, I wrote this and scheduled it.

Over the past two weekends, I met and made friends with a woman who is a sexologist. As you can imagine, we had lots to talk about. Not the least of which was jerking off because it was the subject of her Master's Thesis! More succinctly, why is it so much more acceptable for males and why they seem to be so comfortable with it. Not admitting it publicly (though we are getting batter about that), but the fact is well known that we guys will play and stroke at pretty much any opportunity. I had many, many "Brava's" to dole out to her. As well as her boyfriend who seemed quite comfortable with the subject at hand and joined the conversation.

The main reason, which we agreed on, is because from the day we begin potty training we're touching and handling our cocks multiple times a day. Then, of course, there's bathing and otherwise keeping it clean - particularly if we haven't been cut.

One thing I missed tossing into the discussion was the fact that men develop so many spontaneous hard-ons. Recently, I've read a few studies which claim our "pajama pythons" - those night time erections (but, you don't wear jammies, do you? I certainly hope not!) - are caused by sexual dreams; that those waking ones are because our trouser trouts have been roused from slumber by some sexual stimulus.  Bullshit! If you dig deep enough, you discover those "studies" have been done, or have been paid for by religious do-gooder organizations in an attempt to throw us all back into the dark ages. I can say for a fact, I've woken plenty of times with my cock harder than a steel bedpost and remember dreaming of something as mundane as work.

Medical science has proven our dicks bone up because they need the oxygen in the blood. But, regardless, we can't deny that when our staffs get stiff we usually notice. Our tally-whackers talk to us - indeed they do. And the fact is, our boners can become pretty damn insistent. They nag and nag until we grab 'em by the throat.

So, it only makes sense that all those hard-ons - up to 11 during the day and up to 9 when we're asleep - will affect us, if for no other reason than trying to push, pull, or prod them into a more comfortable position. Interacting with 20 boners in a 24-hour period will indeed make a guy more comfortable in dealing with them. And, since charming the one-eyed snake can be so pleasurable, well... as the saying goes, you do the math. Is it any wonder we'll get a good grip on 'em pretty much any time, anywhere we can?

and choke 'em into submission.


Westernstock said...

An informative and encouraging post!

TornJeans said...

Great post!

JiEL said...

I met «Tristan Bull» few years ago when he was nude dancer at the «Campus Bar» in the gay village in Montréal..

I've touched him few times too..
I mean in «private»...

Cheers and congrats for your nice site...


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Jackaholic said...

Excellent blog! Love the pic of the boned cock sticking up from the jeans and ready for stroking! Isn't it awesome to have a penis and balls?! I'm so glad to be a man and know the pure joy of cumming. As you posted its a little hard to ignore a penis...even soft he always reminds you he's there. My wife doesn't like my jackin but I can't stop. As males it's some something we NEED to do...cum on boys its your right as a man...lets do it!

Justin said...

Doesn't masturbation make you blind?
Anyway from my experience all young boys love talking about their dicks. The size of it, the spontanious hard ons, those mysterious wet dreams, laughing at the cut guys (me) in the change rooms, morning boners, dick cheese etc. Cock is a never ending source of fascination. Boys will be boys.
Keep up the good work.