If you're a fairly recent Faithful Reader, we must bring you up to speed. Today is the 15th of the month. Or as we refer to it around here:
Buddy Ball Check Day
It's the day to inspect the man-berries.
Ball cancer strikes many, many men - primarily those between the ages of 15 and 35 - and there are still more than 1200 deaths per year in the US alone. For us here at The Big Whack Attack, one death is one too many. So, get busy and check your nuts. If you feel a lump or "hard" spot hightail it to your doc. Don't waste time. It may be "nothing" but, better safe than sorry.
If you have never done a self exam before, here's a wonderful video (click the TSE link). The doc demonstrates on a real guy, a real pair of balls, and then the guy shows you how to do it:
Done? Good. Did you empty them after you were done checking? Excellent!!
Now for the rest of the requirement: Now, you must call, text, IM, FB, chat, post on forums and bulletin boards, Skype... do whatever it takes to encourage other men in your life to do the same. And yes, it is permissible to have someone check your balls for you.
Hey, ya never know what might pop up!