Thursday, February 21, 2013

Cum Fast, Cum Hard

In all the posts I've done on the level of satisfaction of the male orgasm, I've never posted this information. How fast does a man cum?

No, not how fast as in time. How fast as in velocity. As most of us remember, when we're young it seems our cocks shot like long-range rifles. Of course, as a character stated on last night's episode of Criminal Minds referring to hard-ons, "When we were young, they'd stand up for a can of soup." a comment on how our apparatus change as we age.

Anyway, how fast does cum spurt out the end of a cock? Average is 28 mph. And it feels so fucking good! Kinsey - the King of Cock Research - measured the distance of "some hundred men" and found the typical distance is up to 10" but in a couple instances reached 8 feet.

Peanuts compared to the world record which, according to Snopes, is held by one Mr. Horst Schultz achieved 18'-9" with a 'substantial' amount of cum. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12'-4") and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity (speed as measured at the point of ejection), with 42.7mph. Now that's what you call a rocketing cum shot.

That typically diminishes with age. But according to research it doesn't have to be that way. Remember those Kegels, guys? Yup - they will help you maintain muscle tone where it counts. I also read that a larger volume of jizz will increase the distance as well.

Sorta proves my theory v(V) - volume times Velocity makes for one fantastic orgasm!


The Vintage Hottie known as O!Daddie said...

"Kinsey, the King of cock research"

LOL LOL You can take the boy out of Brooklyn.. but.. LOLZ

BTW, Even at my advanced and delicate age, I'm still a shooter... so here's jizz in ur eye. mate !!! :>)~


Since my last TURP alas no cum! But I used to shoot a beauty! Great pictures again! Hugs, Patrick. Make that "naked hugs"!

AOM said...

Great information as always. Love all the hot cum shots. Got me hard and shooting now! Super hot shots to you, buddy. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

The Nautical Starr said...

Thank you for this research

whkattk said...

@ Nautical - Glad to know you stopped by! Research on our favorite playthings to pass on the info is what we do here. I hope you'll stick around and contribute to the conversations!

whkattk said...

@ VH - Bravo, brother! Keep it in shape.

whkattk said...

@ LP - Naked hugs to you as well, my lord! I love that you always comment to let me know you've stopped in - - and actually read! LOL!!

whkattk said...

@ AOM - Well, my strokin' buddy, I am always happy to be of service to you! Hugs and strokes!!