Friday, November 15, 2013

Grab Your Balls

Swing 'em, Sway 'em

Bounce 'em

Play with 'em

Yep, they're great fun! And we love, love, love to have them fondled and jostled, licked, sucked, and massaged. To ensure yours are in good shape to get that attention - it's time for Buddy Ball Check.

Check those nuts, men!! Get 'em nice and warm and toasty, either by snuggling under some covers or standing in a hot shower, so they're hanging loose and low. Then roll 'em around between your thumb and forefinger. Look for consistent sponginess, no hard spots, no lumps. 

Nothing that makes you wince or gasp in pain during the check? Cool. Now, it's your duty and responsibility to pass the word to every other male you know to get them to check their balls. Losing one - or even both - is better than losing your life. And implants these days are getting more and more life-like. So, they'd be as much fun to play with.


And, as Faithful Reader Amanda points out, it IS Men's Health Awareness Month. So, perhaps, you might want to check those pecs for lumps, as well. Maybe inspect your dick and ballsac for lumps, bumps, or discolored and oddly-shaped spots.


If you find anything, anything, that doesn't seem right, hightail it to your doctor for a complete inspection of the entire package.

Have a good weekend, folks!!


becca said...

and if your lucky maybe someone will help you out with that examine. hubbby is always more then happy to help check my breast every month so it's only fair i return the favor


Nice post again. Have a great weekend!

Your French Patrick said...

I kidnapped four gifs and a photo for my blog.
That suffice for saying how much I like them.
Useless to begin to count the bills of the ransom: I have them and I keep them.
Spend a wondrous weekend, my dear friend, with as much bisous as you need them to be happy during all this time.

O!Daddie now at said...

SALGUD for another 30 - thanks for the reminder!!

Anonymous said...

My balls are a genuine erogenous zone. I love to massage them gently while I jack off. As I do so often at BWA.


whkattk said...

Aaww, thanks, Artie!!

whkattk said...

@ YFP - Mon ami, I wipe out any outstanding bill for you. I mean, you sent me a plane full of bisous! I think it is I who owe you!!