Monday, August 3, 2015

Common Car Boner

Something I hadn't experienced in a long, long time was surprisingly welcome. On a trip across town - being the peak of summer - freeballing in my denim shorts, of course.
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Well, I guess it was partially one of those spontaneous hard-on's - a BOE - combined with the vibrations of the road transferring up into my cock. That lovely serpent of mine snaked its way down my left pant leg.
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I didn't pay too much attention to it, other than to adjust a little bit for comfort. I haven't completely dropped trou while driving since my last long road trip.
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That was also the last time I jerked off while driving.
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Though once in a while I will open the pants and let the semi-boner bounce in the open.
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So, anyway, I'm sitting at a traffic light when I hear a couple short horn beeps next to me. I look over and there's a guy in a truck looking over and smiling at me. I smiled and gave him a wave. He points down at me, takes his arm and raises it in that "hard-on" gesture,
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then gives me a thumbs up.
I looked down and I could clearly see the long lump of the shaft...
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and the head of my cock had popped out the bottom hem.
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I looked back up at him, smiled and shrugged. He again gave me a thumbs-up, stroked an air-dick, and laughed as the light turned green. He may have been acknowledging he strokes off while he drives, inviting me for some mutual jacking, or he may have just been appreciative that I wasn't embarrassed by my cock boning up like that. 
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I'll never know...he continued ahead and I turned left. But the car boner is pretty common due to the vibrations of the road transferring to our cocks.
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One more thing men have in common but don't like to talk about...but should
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13 comments:

Queer Heaven said...

I don't drive but bike my way around town. I've had those Boner moments while biking in a pair of short shorts....It does not bother me either. I kinda seem proud. Ha!

Studs said...

The first one & last one could get a HJ from me.
Yes, I'm totally open for that. :) Also, #5!!!

A French Patrick said...

I read your answer to my comments under your update "Absolutely Normal Reaction" I was afraid not to be understood, and I thank you for having considered, on the whole, that my reaction was an "Absolutely Normal Reaction" to "Absolutely Normal Reaction".

You speak about the masturbatory effect of "the vibrations of the road", and that reminded to me that my son discovered that there is fleshjacks associated to an IT program which take care to masturbate you completely automatically according to its analysis of a pornographic movie. And very well, according to my son. Enough well so that he decided to market them. But only in France, and that is very expensive.

I ish you a wondrous day, my dear friend, with a lot of bisous which are no less masturbatory than "a road".

LORD PATRICK said...

Great post as always! Really hot pictures! I remember sucking a guy off once as we drove along! That was interesting! Hugs, Patrick

mistress maddie said...

Great post! I have never jacked off while driving, but have jacked off parked or at a rest stop before...been caught by several truckers, but none of which went any further. And to answer your question, no, I didn't sunburn my cock and balls. I always wear a square cut when sunning in blazing heat. I am not taking any chances with my dick.

Jean said...

Great post. More info to store in the "Things only guys know about" file. So would a "boner" snake down your right leg south of the equator? Or is this a right hand/left hand thing? Oooorrrr political affiliation??

AOM said...

Great story, bro! Love that feeling of freedom windows open sitting naked zooming down the wide open road. I hope all is going well for you. Have a great day. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

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SickoRicko said...

I've had boners while driving many times. Jacking off to ejaculation a couple of times while driving at 65mph caused some consternation over control of the vehicle.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - LOL. Though, I will take a stab at it being a matter of the tailor's question to men: "Which side do you dress; right or left?"

Anonymous said...

Try having a job (when you're young) where you have to drive long distances on interstate highways in remote areas. Eventually the boredom and vibrations get to you and you learn what to do: reduce the cruise control to just the speed limit, get out the ole cum rag, keep your eyes on the road for traffic, and unzip. It's best to cum when no one else is close around so you can scream with your eyes wide open.....for safety. :)

that one guy said...

I get a "driving boner" to some degree any time I'm on the highway for more than 15 or 20 minutes. Same basic thing as the "school bus boner" from junior high/high school, only more fun because you don't have to hide it.

whkattk said...

@ that one guy - Yep. Same thing. Exactly the sam ething. And you're right, at least now we don't have to hide it. Thanks for joining the conversation!