If taught it would become an acceptable, rather than laughable, alternative.
Where things happen that one might come to regret
And, yes, a guy can be the victim of sexual assault
Educating students about masturbation
should include and stress: Jacking off does not mean you are a loser.
Jacking off does not mean you cannot find a partner.
Jacking off means you have respect for others
and respect for yourself.