Thursday, June 7, 2018

Masturbate At Work?

I'm loving the articles as I peruse the archives of MEL magazine.
Guys masturbate for all sorts of reasons. One is to reduce anxiety and stress. And, the workplace is full of it. Stress that is. And, evidently, guys jacking off in the men's room stalls or, sometimes, even standing at a urinal.


"Masturbating at work is a “great way to relieve stress and tension,” a psychology prof at Nottingham Trent University said recently, not to mention a “great self-motivational reward.” A 2015 survey from Time Out that found that some 40 percent of New Yorkers masturbate on the job keeps recirculating on the internet, as does a 2012 survey from Glamour that put that figure closer to 31 percent. Either way, look around the office: Easily a third to nearly a half of the people you’re grabbing coffee next to in the break room are devoting some amount of their work day to stroking it. Should you be one of them?"
The anxiety before having to do a major presentation used to make me a wreck. My solution was to hit the men's room and "stroke one out." The release of Seratonin washing through my body as I ejaculated would calm me, relax the muscles in my shoulders - not to mention the pit of my stomach. I'd be able to present my project without the accompanying nerves making the laser pointer wobble.
If masturbation is getting to be a readily admissible activity
and stroking one out at the workplace is pretty common, I'm not sure it's something we guys should have to hide anymore. 

But Tracy Moore has some things he says you should think about:


7 comments:

French Patrick said...

Being retreated for such a long time that I have forgotten what the word "work" means, I fear I am not qualified for answering you.
But why not if it's not every five minutes, nor all the time, nor everybody at the same time, nor in an exhibitionist way.
Nor "legs intertwined", as yesterday.
Love, hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

mistress maddie said...

I have missed you handsome!!!! I have much reading to get caught up on.

AND you know me.I WOULD NEVER masturbate anywhere outside my boudoir. How could anybody do such a thing!?!?!? Lol😁😁😁

SickoRicko said...

Another interesting with an interesting phrase: "work jerking". I did that a couple of times when working alone in the office on a Saturday.

Xersex said...

some make sex with other people in job places!!!

Patrick said...


It also helped before an important examination! Calmed the nerves and the hand as one wrote the required answers.

AOM SoulFood said...

Great article - I just read another article from MEL magazine on guys stroking off together - great to see this important info getting some good press. I wish you a JizzTastic Weekend, bro. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

that one guy said...

I don't think I've ever jacked off at work, at any job I've had. I'm thinking back, but... pretty sure I never have.

I've definitely thought about it, and jacked off to things or people I've seen at work, though!

And a few times I've come across evidence in the form of stains on the wall that someone else jacked off in a toilet stall; but impossible to know who it was.