Thursday, November 21, 2019

Farm Time

"I can't deny that I've learned a lot about from reading your blog. I wanted to comment on your recent posts about learning the facts of life. Growing up on a farm you can't help but learn things pretty damn early. Seeing everything from mating barnyard animals to participating in selective breeding programs pretty much puts it all out in the open. When my oldest brother hit puberty our father was open about that too and told him to use his hand on it. Milk the bull became a very common saying around us when we were growing up and it wasn't uncommon for one or all of us to be milking the bull at some point during the day. Our dad just told us to make sure our mom didn't see it. The other thing about your dick getting hard was that our father made all us boys piss outside all the time. Mainly because we were on a well and the other reason because he explained you didn't have to worry about aiming when your pecker is hard."








Thanks for this message. I don't think I ever considered that. Maybe all the city boys should spend some farm time - on a real farm. But, as Faithful Reader Jean recently said - all one needs these days to learn about this stuff is internet access.

But, your father deserves an "atta boy" for his openness and honesty.
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18 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Every boy should have a father like that! Have a great day!

Rad said...

Great story!

Not into the "water-sports" side of pissing (been there, tried that), but I admire guys that have no modesty about pissing outside. I knew several in my younger days, and with a little encouragement (and a lot of beer), I got comfortable with sharing a roadside piss after night of club-hopping. When I lived in rural Florida, I had acreage, so there was never a problem taking a whizz out in the back of the property when I would be working out there. But now I'm a townie on a small lot; don't think my neighbors would appreciate it too much if I took a leak out in plain sight...

AOM SoulFood said...

Now that is great to hear there are wise parents out there. I hope all is going well with you and yours, my Friend. Wishing you a bonerific day! Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Mistress Maddie said...

I think your right country boys learn alot more early on and learn the facts.

Xersex said...

very interesting story

JiEL said...

That farmer boys have just the good way to learn the facts of life.
And that father is just great teacher. That's why the «urban» boys are so mixed up when they what infos on their dicks or sexual behaviors.

Internet is not always the best place to learn about good sexual behaviors.
Surely many dads and moms are not equipped to help in that matter and often teachers are also not at ease too.

Seems that living in cities is unhumanising people and get those teens far away from Mother Nature realities.

Anonymous said...

I grew up in the country, but didn't necessarily have open discussions on bovine, equine, or breeding and mating. In fact "mating habits" weren't brought out in polite conversation. The internet can be great, but we have to remember that even in 2019 many areas still do not have access to a reliable high speed internet connection. I was a teenager when we got a computer with dial-up. That being said, some sources of information can be questionable or misleading or don't really explain things in a basic understandable way. For me personally I think more guidance, openness and leadership from my father would have helpful. I'd even go so far as to say some of us NEED explanations and quite possibly guided learning. This brings me back to say, that I really appreciate the blog.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Ha!
True, though. Now with the internet everything is just a click away. Which may not be ideal, given that porn creates abnormal expectations but hey.

XoXo

Anonymous said...

Probably most men have "taken a leak" (that's what I hear it called) outdoors out of necessity. When nature calls and you're in the wood it seems easy. I have never pooped in the wood.

Funny thing though, I can't pee when hard, so I don't know what your reader meant about not aiming when the pecker is hard.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - If you've never been able to piss with a hard-on, don't feel bad. It's tough to do and one must REALLY need to pee in order to accomplish it. That's my experience, anyway.

JeanWM said...

brothers are a big source of info! I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a guy complain his father told him too much. Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

My first male over was a "power bottom", and we would go at it for hours at time. During one rather lengthy session, I was "balls deep" inside him and really had to piss... BAD. He was not about to give me a bio-break, so I took a deep breath and let loose inside him. The look of surprise on his face as I filled him up was priceless! He quickly realized he needed to empty himself out and did a quick duck-walk to the bathroom. We never repeated that experience.

Your French Patrick said...

I lived in Madagascar, and, still in 1964, those who lived in huts, not only in the country but also around the cities, were washing naked in front of the door of their hut, bathed naked in the river, and, inside, were living with nothing to separate them from their children when they made love. There was no problem. For nobody.

Hugs and bisous, my darling Jean and Pat. Have a great weekend.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is a "power bottom"? My knowledge of gay slang is pretty bad, and I've never been into anal sex/my anatomy is incompatible with it. (Butthole clenches tight when I'm aroused, penis is too big.)

Anonymous said...

@the first Anon: A lot of it depends. When I was a boy, we swam naked, and often wrestled naked as well. So we didn't mess up our clothes.

And yeah, we pissed outside, to keep the septic tank from filling up.

My father did try for a good sex education, but I remember him driving to another state for Planned Parenthood pamphlets. (I distinctly remember how the anatomical drawings were circumcised; only one friend of mine was.) But he never showed us how to masturbate or anything like that. I did have a tight circle of friends to play with, though.

whkattk said...

@ Anon, Nov 24, 7:18am - A power bottom is the passive participant in gay anal sex; he's the one who receives but still takes charge of a sexual situation, playing a more dominant, aggressive and commanding role.
Not all gay men are into anal sex as either a top or a bottom.

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