It turned out to be quite the weekend helping neighbors take down three dead trees. That was Saturday. Could barely move yesterday. And still paying for it today. Muscular Dystrophy sucks!
But I woke up with a boner this morning.
That's reason enough to smile and makes the Monday Giggles even more appropriate.
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I love waking up with a boner!
Thanks for the chuckles!
You don't have to have MD to barely move after taking down 3 (or even 1) dead trees! It's bad enough having sore legs after picking sticks off the lawn! (:
--PaulMmn
I can't say much...I always get confused when the clerk say strip down facing me. I still can't go back to Target yet.
Nice to chukkle on many of those cute posts.
For your physical hillness, I'm sad about it but see this and you'll put a little perspective on your own shostcomings.
His name is Woody Belfort and is a Montreal 22yo handicaped black young man.
Worth to see how he manage to overcome his situation.
It's in French but easy to see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1SvyEy8cQ
If you helped cut down three trees the day before yesterday, it's a shame that yesterday you couldn't take part to burying them or at least attend to the ceremony.
I understand you felt frustrated.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.
Yay for boners!
Every boner is a blessing LOL
And I loved the memes! Especially that one with Vivien Leigh (?). That's literally me.
XOXO
Unfortunately we are headed for more sad and sorry days ahead so keep the funnies coming. On my 5 mile walk in the warm rain this morning I saw many critters that made me recall this pearl of wisdom---Remember, a snail is just a slug with real estate---hope all find themselves smiling through the day, and if that doesn't happen naturally, a glass of wine, beer or a cocktail should help!
@ Mistress - Target and how many other stores??? LOL
@ JiEL - He's amazing. May he continue in that vein for many more years!
Another hilarious Monday, and I agree I wouldn't be able to move on Monday after all that hefting and hauling.
My contribution:
The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Larry replies, “God knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh, no,” exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
very nice & funny!
@ Jean - LOL. Oh, my.... Hugs and bisous.
Love all these. Thanks for the giggles and making my day! Kizzes.
:-p
Loved the lockdown advices.
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