Friday, December 23, 2022

Pre-Christmas Funnies

 












A very merry Christmas to my Faithful Readers who celebrate.

Have a wonderful weekend!!!

15 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Happy Ho Ho to you, too!

GF said...

Merry Christmas!

Mistress Maddie said...

It may shock you to know that the ornment of the Santa you pull up and a penis reveals...I have it!!!! Shocked right?

Pat and all the readers here...I hope everyone has a wonderful Yuletide Season!!!

Unashamed Male said...

The third from the end inspired me to write a little song:

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a nose so bright and red
And if you ever saw it
It looked like Santa's cock head.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"I'm afraid Rudolph's unwell,
Let's use my cock head, what the hell."

Merry Christmas, Pat.
-Larry

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all the other readers. Maximus and I are in our Christmas Pajamas, ( It is -3 degrees out side with a wind chill factor of -25 below 0) We will be nude in bed but a little too cold to sit around the house naked. Tomorrow night we are having a Christmas Eve pajama dinner party to celebrate the season.

We want to thank Pat for all the joy he brought to our daily life with his blog. We know it takes a lot of effort on his part. Thank you for your gift of joy, knowledge, and friendship through Big Wack Attack.

William said...

Have a great holiday yourself. You've provided so much information and pleasure this past year. Wishing you strength and blessings throughout this coming year.

BloggerJoe said...

I've been reading your blog for a while, but this is the first time to comment. I enjoy the hell out of your writing style, your subjects, but especially your sense of humor. Hope your family and yourself have a great holiday season!

JeanWM said...

Just reading all the comments, I hope Pat you are hearing us say loud and clear, THANK YOU, for all the wonderful columns. We are all so much smarter this year; we are even happy when you're just relaxing in your pool enjoying the sun. I thought today was Funnies Monday again!! Is that clever Santa with the penis that pops up, a match dispenser?? Mistress Maddie may be able to answer. These were great.

Here bitter cold, gale winds, just keeping my fingers crossed the power stays on.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday, I'm sure you and all the readers have been very good this year and will get everything on your wish list to Santa. Hugs and Bisous.

Big Dude said...

I hope your Christmas will be warm and wonderful And let's hope 2023 will be better than the past couple years have been.

Big Dude said...

Merry Christmas to you, Pat, and to all my "blog brothers."

uptonking said...

A cocktail swap sounds like a loverly idea! Wishing you the very best the season has to offer, my dear. Take good care of yourself... and I hope Santa was good to you this year. Kizzes.

Xersex said...

so nice and funny! hope you had a grwat Christmas

David said...

The guy in the last photo used to go by "str8jeff". He had a webcam site, that I apparently isn't running anymore (I just checked). Years ago in 2013, or around that time, I knitted him a beanie with some camouflage striped yarn. I was running a hat shop on etsy at the time. He was kind enough to wear the beanie in one of his livecam shows and told people about it. I didn't make any sales lol, but I'll remember that whenever I see his photos pop up somewhere.

Jeffrey Hamilton said...

So it's taken me a while to get around to browsing your site with all that's goin' on.... Merry Xmas mate, and a Happy New year! may you be well and enjoy yourself throughout 2023

hsgisme said...

Happy new year, everyone!

That pull up penis Santa just made my day! I literally laughed out loud! Mistress, please let me know where I can get one.