Monday, January 2, 2023

New Year Funnies


For many, it's time to head back to work.

Hope you all had a terrific time as we marked another collective trip around the sun.

















HAPPY NEW YEAR

9 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Let the new year begin...

Unashamed Male said...

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" (29 letters) is not only cooler, it's shorter than "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" (35 letters). People have made even shorter pangrams (sentences containing all 26 letters), such as "Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf" (28 letters). The shortest possible solution would use only 26 letters, like "Mr Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx," but it uses abbreviations, and it's not very cool.

Happy new year, Pat!
Larry

JeanWM said...

Happy New Year, and another great Monday funnies. I like the one about the hugging grandma, lol.
At the end some very good advice: Never wave off the desert cart. Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

HNY! Love when we get cocks in between jokes

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

Happy New Year! Another year to continue to plant and grow love. Try new experiences. Do something different naked. Looking forward to sharing the New Year with all of you. Hooter & Maximus,

Mistress Maddie said...

HAPY NEW YEAR PAT AND TO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just so you know, I'm not opposed to going right down that line of guy showing bare butts and tapping each one...hard. There is so nice full mound there.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow??
That's so kickass I'm speechless.
Also, I am going to have to go check out this Unashamed Male?

XOXO

whkattk said...

@ Six - You should absolutely check out Unashamed Male. Larry's a great guy and his stuff is quite informative, too. XOXO

Xersex said...

happy new year!