By now, most have heard about the royal frost-nipped "todger." Yes, the Duke of Sussex, aka Prince Harry, developed a slight case of frostbite on his cock whilst on a 200-mile hike in the Arctic with his military buddies from Afghanistan.
Not to worry, Harry says his circumcised pole is just fine.
With the horrid chill factors hitting the Northern Hemisphere, Faithful Reader Hooter wanted to know how it happened and how we might protect ours.
According to reports, Harry did not expose his to the elements. It happened because he didn't properly clothe himself against such frigid temperatures. Though, considering a 200-mile hike, one would have to question whether he made it that long without having to take a whizz.
The key, according to the Duke himself during an interview with Stephen Colbert, is what is known as a "cock pad" or "cock cushion." And, yes, he actually said "cock" on national TV. (Bleeped out, of course. You all know the delicate sensibilities amongst the puritanical Americans.) This is nothing more than padding added to the underwear pouch.
You could opt for a padded brief or jockstrap.
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| Jock, $33.00 |
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| Smart Brief $39.00 |
12 comments:
I wonder how they manage to stay naked in that cold... I'd get sick to the point of death.
Thank you for the information on frost bite protection. Don't plan on a 200 mile hike even in the warm weather. Will remember to pad the boys when I go sled riding.
I made a naked snow angel (once and only once) I almost forgot how to stand up again because of the shock of the snow. A friend had to give me a hand to stand. Will not do that again. I do have a picture of me being helped to up to prove I did do it once.
Playing in the snow-- it's like using ice cubes during playtime. Although water freezes at 32*F, ice cubes coming out of your freezer are somewhat colder! Several degrees below freezing-- almost stick-to-your-tongue cold! Reach into the ice cube bin with damp hands and you don't have to grab the cubes; they'll stick!
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For playtime, you need to let them sit in a bowl until they're surrounded by water, and, hopefully, warmed up to only a degree or two below freezing.
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Now, the icy blast that hit the middle of the US over the holidays re-introduced us to air temperatures 5 or more degrees below zero (F!), with an added wind chill to 30 below.
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All this to get to playing in the snow! A nice, sunny day, maybe a few degrees below freezing, is, uh, -ideal- for al fresco romping. One of those wind chill days will certainly chill your willy!
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--PaulMmn
I can't stand being cold, so it's beyond me why anyone would want to be nude in the snow?
Is he circumcised? I mean, Wills isn't.
The first pic is an awesome close-up,almost dropped to my knees
Lol at photos of ginger pubes while writing about Harry 😜
I don't like being in the snow even with my gun. Fully insulated. The fact that Harry talked about his peter on national TV points to what a down-to-earth guy he is. By the way, America's puritans do not formally recognize the existence of the cock, much less erections, balls, scrotes, or semen.
The exchange with Stephen Colber was hilarious, I suspect not the interview most folks that they were going to see. Welcome to America Harry. Hugs and bisous.
Hahaha
I did watch that interview. And Prince Hot Ginge is dreamy.
The frozen peen is no joke though...
XOXO
Playing in the snow reminds me of hosting several other guys for a sauna after a fresh 8" snowfall many years ago. When we were all really hot and sweaty we rushed downstairs to fell full lenght in the snow - 3 bottoms butt first, and the top cock down!
@ Anon, January 12, 2023 at 10:25 AM - According to Harry, he and Wills both are cut.
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