Thursday, January 18, 2024

Ever Wake Up?

 

Good morning.


"Ever wake up in the middle of the night with a hard-on and just want to take care of it? My wife says I should've nudged her awake for sex but to be honest all I wanted to do was get my rocks off and go back to sleep."







I would assume all men have. If that's all you want to do, that's all you should do. Relationships aren't always about satisfying one another. Sometimes we need to satisfy ourselves.




And there's nothing wrong with "me time." Provided, of course, you afford your wife the same consideration.

7 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

That was super nice of the wife.
But I imagine he just left the bed and went to take care of it?

XOXO

SickoRicko said...

Yes, everyone needs me time.

whkattk said...

@ Six - That's how I understood him. XOXO

JeanWM said...

Yes yes yes. And that works both ways. Hugs and bisous.

Xersex said...

wish such a wife, he must feel himself sooo lucky!

Anonymous said...

Some wise man said A man holds his beer like he holds his dick.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - I had not heard that one. But I like it - it makes sense.