Good morning.
"My fiance sent me in to a slaon spa for the whole shebang. Haircut, facial, mani-pedi, manscape, massage before our wedding because she said she wanted me to be all spriced up for the honeymoon. Everything went well until the manscape (pube trim, and shaft, sack and crack) when he put shaving balm on everything. I came sort of like two small spurts of cum. That was so weird. I mean I would've expected it more with the massage then the waxing because I did get a boner there too. He cleaned me up without a word like it happens all the time. Does it?
p.s. The honeymoon was great."
Congratulation on the marriage! From everything I've heard and read about manscaping, it's very common for men to get an erection. Some aestheticians prefer it because it makes their job easier. The small spontaneous ejaculation? Well, I expect it can happen. But it may have been pre-cum being released. But, he cleaned you up without mentioning it, so it didn't offend him. I wouldn't worry about it. Glad you had a good honeymoon, too.
14 Days until Election Day
but early voting is in progress in many states.
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Soooo most straight men do not groom themselves? I thought this was per course procedure?
Also, keeping your bush trimmed and the shaft clean makes your dick look at least one inch longer. Do they KNOW this??
XOXO
Interesting story.
My partner and I take turns manscaping each other. Plenty of inexpensive products out there specially made to do the job. It can be part of foreplay.
We are going to vote in person wearing those t-shirts we had made.
Love those cumshots. Nice to see a lot of big rods, too. Big Dude.
This is the fun about missing Friday and Monday, there are so many funnies to catch up with, save and pass on, I can’t believe it! Whew, the hoards in town are all gone, and the College won their 🏈 game. Hugs and bisous
P.s. I am hoping all those people who contributed to the $1 billion in campaign donations over the last 12 weeks for Harris, are an indication of motivated voters. She received four times as much as Trump.
I will live my entire life and never go to a spa. I just don't want people I pay money to handling my stuff or putting up with my stuff. But to each their own.
The first time I had a waxing I got hard as a rock and I was so embarrassed at first, but it did make job easier. I was even told "nice cock" LOL
I think most do now. It took them a while to catch on...a long while. 'Course, this is one of those "cultural" things that the new magat "he-men" hate about the left. LOL.
I get all kinds..... But I don't mind - that's what I'm here for.
Great idea if a dude can get his wife to do it...if he trusts her near his cock with a razor. 😉
Just don't get arrested at the polls. That kind of thing is illegal in some places.
Just for you, Big Dude, just for you.
Oh, I hope so , too. I hear so many conflicting poll numbers it's making me crazy!
Hugs and bisous.
I gotta admit, every once in a while it's nice to have a professional do these things.
The first visit is always the hardest - literally. But it really does make their job easier. And then to get a compliment on top of it? Nice!!!
I initially thought the anecdote was a funny that would have a denoument of the guy being so excited by having another man touching him, that he turned gay and cancelled the wedding.
LOL. Well, I wonder if that has ever happened to a guy.....
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