Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Justified?

 

Morning


"We vacay every year with another couple at a beach rental for 2 wks. My wife refuses to have any sex and my nuts get to aching. My buddys wife refuses him too. He says if it happens this year when the girls take their shopping sprees he'll be in the balcony with coconut oil and a towel. What do you think? Would it be ok to invite myself?"


Is anyone extremely vocal during sex? Are headboards banging adjoining walls? Do bedsprings squeak real loud?


If the answer to those is "no," then your wives are being unreasonable. But, "no" means "no" regardless of who is saying it. In such case, I don't blame your buddy at all for taking matters into his own hands.


Here's the thing: There is no reason to suffer when the solution is right at your fingertips. You've got hands that can reach your cock and jacking off will resolve your issue.

Should you join him? As indirect as it may be, he's made the offer by telling you where you can find him and what he'll be doing. He's being open and honest without shame. I say, grab a towel and head on out to the balcony.







Readers? Justified, or not?


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe next year the wives should go off on a girls vaca, and the husbands do a buddy getaway.

Adam said...

Totally justified. Indirect invitation was offered. Just communicate back and confirm that you're both open to being together. It may feel awkward at first, but push past that and hopefully you can enjoy that time together.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

These men are… particular?
Very… heteroflexible at the drop of a towel?
Just go in the shower when your wife goes shopping, get off and enjoy the vacation. Not coming for one day or two won’t kill you.
Jesus.

XOXO

SickoRicko said...

Justified.

Rade said...

EN-JOY!!!! I would make it a daily ritual, especially if the wives are being extremely vocal about wanting to go out on their own!

Rade said...

Oh, and BTW... if you're perfectly good with going down on the wife, trust me from experience, cock tastes even better! Give it a shot! You never know!

I had a fiancee at one time in my life. We had sex a lot; more like I did the work and she just laid back (my how times have not changed...). She loved for me to eat her out and finally, after a year, she tried to suck on me. I was in heaven, but when she came up and we kissed, all I tasted was my cock on her lips. I think I plowed her into the next county by the time we were done. Oh my fucking God! I was SOOO turned on!

So guys... food for thought! Try anything one, twice to make sure if you like it.

Joe said...

Totally justified. He opened the door, up to you to step through it.

RockHard said...

Justified? 100+ per cent. My Spousal Unit closed her legs ages ago. At 86 I'm as hard and horny as a teen. A chip off the old block. Only difference is I behave. Since doing Ancestry & 23 & me kinfolk are crawling out of the woodwork. Recently met a new sister.

Anonymous said...

I sometimes wish their mothers bought them crayons and colouring book when they were younger especially the second video.

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah! I'd join in... he all but invited you. Stroking together, hell yeah!

Mistress Maddie said...

Another reason I'm glad I'm gay. Gay couples and gay men could care less, love sex and have sex anywhere. If you in different rooms, I do not get what the problem is???

Jean said...

I agree with all of the above, but it also sounds like there needs to be some communication. Are these guys too timid to tell their wives that they actually will miss having sex with them for that period of time? Why aren’t they speaking up? Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

💯 invitation!!!

CAAZ said...

Justified, grab that towel and lube. BTW, love the video clip.

whkattk said...

That was my initial thought for this guy.

whkattk said...

That's key.

whkattk said...

Well, damn, Six. Where's the enjoyment for that?
XOXO

whkattk said...

I agree.

whkattk said...

Every time they go shop, right?

whkattk said...

Try before deciding what you like, right? Otherwise you could be missing something quite good.

whkattk said...

Exactly.

whkattk said...

Wow!!! Your dad must've been quite busy!