Wood Happens

So, the other day I mentioned that guys whack off for a variety of reasons and (pretty much) results in the variety of ways we do it. There’s the slow and easy stroking just for the sheer pleasure of sensation to the fast, furious, death-grip pounding. As I contemplated all of this… I seem to contemplate jacking off quite a bit, don’t I? Anyway, as I contemplated this, it reminded me of a question my wife posed to me one day.

One evening I was sitting on the ledge of the pool, feet dangling in the water – naked as usual – just staring off into space, thinking about nothing in particular. My wife decided to join me in a quiet bit of relaxation and sat beside me with her cocktail in hand. A couple minutes later, she asks, “What are you thinking about?” “Nothing, why?” “Well, you have a hard-on, so I figured you had to be thinking about something.” I looked down and it was about half mast to stiff; I figured it was a good time to explain to her and point out: Wood happens.

Women have limited knowledge of the male apparatus and it’s up to us guys to educate them; though I’ve found, sadly, there are plenty of men in the world – in fact too many – who are lacking in knowledge of their equipment. Anyway, I found myself giving her a biology lesson she hadn’t gotten in school: Cocks get hard – a lot! And it doesn’t always mean we’re thinking about sex, though we do think about it a lot. Study results indicate every 5 minutes (on average) a guy will have a sexual thought of some kind.

But our dicks get hard as many as 11 times while we sleep and as many as 9 times during waking hours which can range from a full-blown, raging hard-on to a semi. Some are caused by thoughts of sex or because we’re horny (that would be those steel-pole-stiffys), but most are just the body ensuring there is an adequate supply of blood to the tissue. Once we pass puberty, we get used to the mini-erections and don’t really notice them, other than maybe having to adjust the position of the package. The rest of them, we notice – boy! do we notice. These are the ones we want to fully satisfy, to relieve, ending with an explosion of cum.

My favorite boner is the first one I wake up with in the morning. I love morning wood. I definitely notice and pay attention to this one! It’s always rock hard and huge. I enjoy thrusting it against the mattress and then rolling to my back to give it some encouraging strokes, even though I won’t get my nuts off. I find it a terrific way to start and face my day.

Help me out here, guys. Leave a comment because I really want to know: On an average day, how many times does your dick get hard and which one is your favorite????