Okay, so it’s been a while since I’ve posted – except for a brief message to welcome Scott back from the land of beaten blogs. In the meantime, I wish I could say I was just lounging on the couch chillin’ out, or laying on a nude beach and jacking off, but I managed to make a few bucks, which really helps when it’s time to make the mortgage payment. LOL!
On other fronts, I’ve answered a few questions via email and messages on other sites. I do appreciate the questions – sometimes they fuel the creative juices for the blog.
One question I’ve answered in a few different places goes something like this: “Can I build up a bigger load of cum and can I learn to cum harder or farther?” And the answer to both portions of the question is: Yes.
It’s been mentioned here before that the more cum we spew when we shoot ( which I represent as (v) ) and the harder we cum, or the more force behind each spurt (which I represent as (V) ) the more satisfactory the orgasm is for us. There’s not any huge secret behind building up a bigger load. It’s the simple formulae: (v)(V) = BMO, or in layman’s terms: volume x Velocity = Better Male Orgasm.
The two main ingredients to more cum are:
1. Stay hydrated. This doesn’t mean drink tons of water. As a doctor once told me, “All that does is make you pee more.” It means drink plenty of fluids during the day, not drown yourself. And remember when you have allergies or a common cold, taking any type of antihistamine tends to dry up the seminal fluids as well as your sinuses. Yes, there are forms of medications that increase semen production, but trust me you don’t want the other side effects that would ride along (i.e., diarrhea and sweating like a racehorse, among others); besides you need an Rx.
2. Play with yourself. A lot! Tease your dick every few minutes. Squeeze your balls, grab your crotch. But not so much that you get a hard-on. It’s like edging but you aren’t actually stroking your cock. Just play and tease, tease and play. Think about sex. Make your stick drool, create that wet spot in your briefs. And the wonderful thing about this is you can do it all day long at work and no one knows; you can do it sitting on the sofa next to the wife and kids and they don’t have a clue. By yourself? Surf porn – but keep your hands on the keyboard and mouse – the one that helps you navigate the computer, not the one between your legs. I’ll do this for as much as 8 to 10 hours before I’ll bone up and jack off.
Increasing the force behind your shots of cum begins with doing Kegel exercises. Yeah, I know you’ve heard about those and you thought they were only for women to tighten up the vaginal muscles. Well, guess what? They do a great job for us guys too. They’ll strengthen the muscles that anchor the root of our roots. When we jizz, those muscles contract to help jettison the cum up through the shaft. The stronger those muscles are, the harder they squeeze with each spasm and the more force behind the spurts. And there’s another benefit to them too. The upward angle will increase. Mini-me will stand up tall and do you proud!
You want your cock to point at the ceiling instead of the wall? Do Kegels. When you sprout that log, flex those muscles around the root of your dick and you’ll see a nice increase in the upward angle.
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