Post Cum

Here’s another thing your father never explained to you: The all-important post-cum whizz. I was reminded of this after I enjoyed a nice long, leisurely session the other day. I fell asleep after I bathed myself in hot, slick cum, only to wake up two hours later with a straining piss-hard-on. Happens every time I fall asleep after I cum – I’ll wake up in the middle of the night, my cock hard as nails and needing to pee. I always wondered why this happens. Whether it’s waking up in the middle of the night, or needing to run to the bathroom during the day – a few hours after I cum, I really need to piss.

During a conversation with a doctor friend (who I happened to meet during a group jack-off) I asked. He told me it’s important that we take a leak after we cum; it helps to clear any residual fluid from the prostate. Not doing so can lead to blockage and prostate infection. Even the urologist who deliberately gave me a hard-on and milked my cock to clear my prostate never told me about this. In fact, my friend told me he felt it was so important that when he instructed his two teenage sons in the fine art of jacking off – Whoa! wait a minute… He actually showed his boys how to jack off? The answer was a resounding, emphatic “Yes!” Turns out he’s full-blooded Native American and (in his tribe, anyway) it was “a father’s duty to do this for his male children, just as it was the mother’s duty to instruct the daughters on sexual matters. Sexual maturation is an important time in our lives and it must be acknowledged and given the attention it deserves.”

(Makes you wish all men would take this rite of passage so seriously.)

           But I digress (as I so often do, eh?). The urge to take a whizz after you get your nuts off should not be ignored. When you wake up with that morning hard-on, needing to piss, but your dick is as hard as the bedpost, go do it. I know, I know, nobody has to tell me how difficult it is to take a leak with a raging hard-on.

           But your dick should soften up sufficiently within a few minutes to accomplish the task. If not, with enough concentration and pushing, you can eventually get the stream started. When this happens to me, I can never hit the toilet… I end up either pissing in the shower or stepping out the back door. That way, I don’t have to clean the bathroom afterward, or listen to my wife yell at me for pissing all over the floor and walls. (And all you moms out there reading, now you know why it seems as though the men in your house can never hit the toilet.)