Wednesday, May 25, 2011

A Dead Dick?

I generally will not post more than once per day, but I felt this issue was serious enough to address immediately. A guy left an anonymous comment on the post “Phuh-what?” voicing that, in his opinion, circumcision is the most vile thing ever perpetrated on men. (I won’t get into any debates over it.) He went on to say he’d undergone the procedure as an adult (I’m assuming for medical reasons) and was left with no sensation at all in his dick.

I truly wish he had left that post in such a manner that I could have responded to him directly. Instead, I will have to hope he’ll come back and read this one.

Anonymous:  – and for any other guys out there who have this kind of lack of sensation – I urge an immediate trip to an Urologist. Because simply cutting off the foreskin will not result in a deadened dick. Yes nerve endings are lost with the skin removal, but it does not sever the remaining nerve endings – of which there are millions upon millions – in the head or the [remaining] skin of the shaft.

The most likely culprit: Damage to the nerve bundle running along the perineum. Here’s a list of questions to ask yourself:

1.      Do I ride a bicycle with a standard issue seat on a regular basis?

If you answered yes – you may have crushed that bundle of nerves, which will definitely result in a loss of sensation in your cock.

2.      Do I ride a motorcycle with a standard issue seat on a regular basis – particularly a dirt bike?

If you answered yes – the same thing applies; you may have damaged the nerve bundle.

3.      Am I a desk jockey? In other words do I sit in a chair at a desk all day long?

If you answered yes – this can cause that bundle of nerves to go numb on a regular basis.

4.      Have I fallen onto a rail or some other object causing trauma to the perineal area?

If you answered yes – this may have done major damage.



If you think your problem may stem from No. 1, there are bicycle seats made specifically to address the issue. Hightail it out to a bike shop and buy one. For No. 2, get your ass to the motorcycle shop and get a different seat – one that will relieve the pressure on the perineum. If No. 3 describes your workday, get off the chair for at least 5 to 10 minutes every hour and perhaps take a pillow to sit on. Constant pressure, over a period of time, on the perineum will have a crushing effect on the perineal nerve bundle, resulting in exactly what the poster complains about. Even those thick, heavy seams running through the crotch of tight denim pants can have this effect.

The good news is that (if you treat your cock root properly) over a length of recuperative time (months, not days) the connections will restore themselves.

Yet for all of the above questions, but especially No. 4, a trip to an Urologist is definitely in order! It may even require a referral to a Neurologist.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, as often as need be: When it comes to issues of the man-parts (cock, balls, prostate), do not cheat yourself! Don’t allow shyness or embarrassment stop you from seeking medical help. Doctors are fully aware of what we have hanging between our legs and they know how those things are supposed to behave, react, and work. Urologists have spent years of extra study to become experts on cock and balls. If they are male they will have an even better understanding of your concern and frustration – as men they’re as fond of their equipment as you are of yours.

It is important to your overall mental and physical health to ensure your one-eyed snake can get stiff and your ball-batter can be beaten out properly and regularly.

        

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks so much for taking the time to reply to my earlier post. It's greatly appreciated :-)

Anonymous said...

Love to ride my bike (bicycle), but have had some problems with crotch numbness in the past. All bike riders should be sure they have a high-quality seat with a pressure-relieving slot, and wear high-quality shorts/pants that have a crotch cushion. And if you're on the bike a lot, use crotch lube to keep friction to a minimum.

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