(And how many times have you guys made that statement?)
Auto-Fellatio…ahhh, there’s nothing better than a blow job whenever you want one and without having to ask for it. I’ll bet there isn’t a man alive who hasn’t at least thought about being able to do this. The old joke “Why do dogs lick their dicks and balls?” comes to mind. Answer: “Because they can.” And I’ve had more than a few straight pals who’ve admitted if they could suck their own cock they’d be single. Which kind of begs the question, “Does this fall into the category of jacking off?”
It most likely would. After all, you’re alone and servicing yourself, relieving the case of hornies; unloading those full, heavy balls. How many times do you stroke your stiffy and lean over, waaaay over, to take a real good look at your boner staring you in the face and think “if only?” It takes a lot of time and practice to get limber enough to blow yourself. And, from experience (remember I was a dancer at one time), it’s kind of nice stroking a hand up and down the shaft while sucking and licking the head of your cock.
How many times have all you straight guys out there wondered what your own cum tastes like? Though most straight men think about it, the usual course is planning to lick the hand(s) clean, but, once they cum the urge is gone and they just can’t bring themselves to do it. Which begs another question: “You won’t taste your own, but you expect your wife/girlfriend to not only suck your cock but to swallow, too?”
The adage “You are what you eat” is pretty right on target. Most guys’ batter is salty – probably like taking a sip of sea water. But you can change the taste of your jizz by what you consume. My own is a bit on the salty-sour side. You want yours sweet? Lay off the salt and think honey and other natural sugars.
And because so many men (if not all) would like to be able to do this, it doesn’t fall into the category of ‘gay;’ it falls into “it’s a guy thing.” So, you straight dudes out there – go for it if you want to and enjoy yourselves. Don’t be afraid; I won’t tell anyone…
There’s even a How To book...
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3 comments:
I did this once when I was 14, and my sister walked in on me, never tried it again, wish I had.
Doesn't the fact that a guy has a cock in his mouth, even though it's his own, mean that he is at the least bi? and if a guy admits to wanting to try this, does saying that you can practice on my cock, cross the straight line?
for you older guys and/or guys who have had a back injury: you probably don't want to try this, no matter how hot. :)
amtop, No, I don't think having your own cock in your mouth necessarily means a guy is bisexual; he could certainly enjoy sucking his own - but the thought of sucking off another guy may turn him off. An analogy might be: If I chew my own fingernails, doesn't mean I want to chew on someone else's nails.
Should a guy admit to auto-fellatio - you might be able to offer to allow him to practice sucking on your cock - but I'd at least start out saying it in a joking manner - and see what the response is!
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