Thursday, September 22, 2011

Straight Whackers


And speaking of straight dudes… Here’s one more reason for whacking your willy: Fertility. Yep. Now the next time your wife or girlfriend wants to know why you feel the need to  pound one out you can tell her, “To keep a fresh supply.”

Researchers have discovered the longer sperm remain in our bodies the less mobile and healthy they are. Each time we blow a load a fresh supply of young, healthy, high-motility swimmers move from the balls into the seminal vesicles.

Even if you aren’t trying to conceive, you guys can always use this excuse (as if we should need one!), “I’m just keeping the swimmers mobile for you, honey!”

Years ago, couple who were trying to conceive were told to limit their intercourse to once every other day. It was thought our little factories needed that much time to manufacture a new batch. Now fertility experts suggest daily intercourse to get the strongest, highest performing tadpoles working at knocking on the door of that ovum.

So, there ya have it guys… Jacking off in the name of procreation! One more reason to enjoy your cock.

4 comments:

Miss Sunshine said...

No wonder why I got pregnant three out of the four times with only having sex one time. Lord knows the Sailor thinks his penis will fall off if he doesn't J/O or have sex at least once a day. LOL

Thanks Whkattk, I'll pass this little tidbit of info on to a couple I know.

Hope your weekend is a smash ;)

Huggs
CoreyJo

whkattk said...

Thanks CoreyJo. It's good info to have for couples trying to have a child... If either partner doesn't really have the energy for intercourse, this is a viable option to keep his little swimmers going!

NTS said...

I really like your blog whkattk. You have some good information here and I've enjoyed every post you've done so far. I hope you stay around for a long time.

whkattk said...

@NTS - Thanks! I'll do my best to keep it up! ;-)