Monday, January 21, 2013

Happy Monday

If that command doesn't bring a smile...

What with two full weeks of serious discussion of prostate issues - and since it's been a while - it's time for a little fun. What better way to start the week than with a laugh...
Bake one in celebration of MLK Day!

"What? I'm taking a shower" (fap, fap, fap)

Why not? What the hell, my dick wouldn't know a free boner from any other kind.

Shhh. You want Mom to hear us?

Who says Asian dicks are small?

The next time your guests ask for whipped cream...

"Hey, Dad! Somethin' wierd's goin' on in there."
"Come on, bigger! You can do better than that!"

Barracks mascot


Umm... I don't think it's gonna fit.

Wanna see it grow? Come yank on it a few times.
Team slogan: "Young, Dumb and Full of Cum"

Of course, if you'd like to join me...


If only it were true 100% of the time

Pro-life extremes
Watch for flying buttons!

The recipe called for "special sauce"
Here at Big Whack Attack we'd prefer to write novels!
 and we'd...

6 comments:

the 'Vintage Hottie' formerly known as O!Daddie said...

LOL!!! I got a little writing to do!!

Eddie said...

I'm not getting any writing done. I think they call it 'procrasturbation'.

LORDPATRICK said...

HA! HA! Very good! Seems to be a good day to start writing that novel!

Amanda said...

Awesomeness!

And the cake reminded me (I can't believe I forgot to mention it :P)--my boyfriend insisted on making me a penis cake for my 21st birthday party. It was great! (Though the "cum" all over this one was certainly a nice touch.) I'll have to find the pictures of it and send them to you, I think you'd get a kick out of it.

There were one or two guys at the party that were like "I don't think so..." but there were also a couple that were like "Heh, cool!"

AOM said...

LOL WOW! WONDERFUL! Awesome post buddy! Thanks for the erection and laughs. I hope you have a super day, my friend. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

whkattk said...

@ Amanda - LOL! Yep, I had one for my wife a couple years ago... I even did a line of cream filling through the center of it for her. Only ONE male guest refused to eat a slice of it - no sense of humor!