Friday, April 17, 2015

Mangled Man-parts

Speaking of mangled man-parts, I feel this is a good time to remind you all: Males should never, never, never sleep with pants on; any kind of pants. No briefs, no boxers, no PJ's...nothing below the waist. Ever.
2
More cocks get damaged by boners getting trapped in clothing during sleep. The BOE pops up, the clothing restrains it from a full upright position against the abdomen,
3

4

5
the guy rolls over in his sleep, and CRACK goes the Tunica. When it heals, scar tissue causes your boners look bent.
6
Ladies, don't allow this to happen to the males in your life. Dads, clue your sons in on this - if they've been wearing PJs or shorts to sleep in, stop them! If your wife or partner, or the son(s) himself argues, show them this:
7

8
because that is what can happen to a man's cock if a boner gets broken. Why do you think we call it a boner?
9

10

11

12

13
Keep yours safe - sleep naked.
14
When the log of wood develops, you're still golden.
15


13 comments:

Justin said...

Those boys sleeping face down look like their in risk of a broken dick.
I have to admit to loving a good tenting though...

Your French Patrick said...

For me, it is a confirmation and not a recommendation because it is what I always made within living memory: the least possible and never from the waist down.
Otherwise, quite simply, I cannot sleep.
And consequently I cannot dream about you, which is not acceptable.

Have a great weekend, my dear friend, with a lot of bisous from your waist down (one more reason for having it nude).

Xersex said...

I can't sleep naked, just i'm not used too. but I can't sleep prone!

LORD PATRICK said...

Love sleeping nude! Even though I seem not to get night erections any more! Hugs, Patrick

Jean said...

Interesting. Babies are now trained to sleep on their backs to prevent SIDS. Maybe Mother Nature wanted this continued. Except snoring....oh well.

Anonymous said...

My uro told me to wear support for the boys which I understood to also mean at night. However I found that boners were very uncomfortable. I ordered some suspensories but what worked best wwas a pair of briefs that enhanced the boys which I cut a hole in to let the penis out. Works great--support and freedom at the same time.

AOM said...

I'm there with you sleeping naked every night - well - I wish I were there : ) Wishing you a Jizztastic Weekend, brother. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

SickoRicko said...

Ouch! Glad I've slept naked most of my adult life.

mistress maddie said...

I don't think I could sleep in clothes if my life depended on it! Besides I like seeing my hard cock when the sheets come down in the morning.

Mark Greene said...

Sounds like a sight I would love to see Mistress!

O!Daddie now at http:odaddie.tumblr.com/ said...

... something else to worry about ☺☺☺

whkattk said...

@ Xersex - Please begin to nuture your way into sleeping nude - for your cock's health. Practice makes perfect. ;-)

whkattk said...

@ Anon - I'm not sure he meant during sleeping hours as well, but I'd suggest you ask him the next time you have an appointment. The hole cut in the briefs to allow the boner to develop uninhibited was a good idea, though...