First, I want to thank Patrick (Men I've...) and Rick (Sicko Ricko's Crap) for jumping on the Balls campaign of April. I appreciate that. We really do need to bring balls out of the dark. If you have a blog, please help us spread the word. Saving even one life makes it worth it.
Then, Jean posed a great question in her comment yesterday. Do we have "Old Guy's Tales" like women have "Old Wive's Tales"? Well, yes we do.
Bigger is better.
After age 40, your cock quits working.
Straight guys won't look at other men's cocks
Masturbation makes you blind
and grows hair on the palms of your hands.
Of course, the hairy palm can't be verified
because the hand is always wrapped around the cock. LOL.
What else do you have guys? Share them with us by leaving a comment.