Here's a new one for you all to chew on. 'Cause I really don't quite know what to say about this....
"I've read your blog for a while now and about how to handle it when a son finds you choking the chicken. I think I could handle that. But, what do you tell a young daughter? The other night when I got home from work I told my wife I needed to lay down and get rid of a massive tension headache. She was supposed to be keeping an eye on the kids. From reading your blog (thank you by the way), I knew jerking off would help me relieve the headache.
I was on the bed with my pants around my ankles and stroking a decent hard-on and hear this little voice ask me what I was doing? How long had she been there? I don't know. I jumped off the bed, trying to stuff my boner back into my pants and yelling for my wife to come and get the kid. Needless to say, it was a pretty tense situation and I was grumpy and grouchy all evening. Well,until she put the kids to bed and gave me a nice long, satisfying blow job.
Seriously, we need to know how to explain this, because even my wife is at a loss for words on this and she's a pretty savvy woman. How do you explain what Daddy was doing?"
Well, the only thing I can come up with is: This is something older boys - or "big boys" - do. When they don't feel well, it helps them feel better.
Other than that, you've got me. So, folks...
What do you tell a young daughter?