Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Military Mantra

"Spectacles, testicles, wallet, ID." The military mantra we learned in Basic training.  Glasses for vision (or sunglasses), balls for courage to face the enemy, wallet in case you needed cash, ID (dog tags) in case they needed to identify your body. In civilian life it's just for fun, and ends with the word keys, so you don't have to return to the house to find/get them.
Balls, balls, balls. Important little guys. They do so much for us. Yet many guys neglect them - until it's too late. Or, as in the man who wrote to Dear Abby a couple weeks ago, who didn't lose them to cancer, but to some other physical trauma. He's looking for a support group, but most are for cancer survivors. He feels incomplete.

Abby failed to suggest implants. We men can feel as incomplete - less than a man - without our man-berries as women do after losing a breast. Testicular implants are the solution - because you aren't grabbing an empty sac when you shower, or, as many men do, when jacking off.






It's the 15th of November. Movember - the month we concentrate on Men's testicular and prostate cancer. So this becomes a very special

Buddy Ball Check

So, don't let embarrassment stop you
Get 'em checked, guys.


 

Watch the Balls documentary - it's an eye-opener. Even for men. Maybe especially for men. And, it's free for the month of November.

11 comments:

Xersex said...

April is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month

I didn't know. Why april?

Mistress Maddie said...

I always check my man berries, but maybe I spend extra time with them tonight.

Unknown said...

Great advice as always along with wonderful images! Yes! Look after those balls! So many men seem to be so uncomfortable about checking them or getting their partner to check them, or getting their doctor to do it.

Unknown said...

Big GAY NEWS here - YES vote for Gay Marriage!

Your French Patrick said...

As usual, all that you say about our balls is VERY DICK.
Is there superballs in the same way as there are superbowls?

Love, hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

SickoRicko said...

Great post - as usual - about an important subject.

JeanWM said...

This year is flying by!! Another 15th and so few left this year! For the son-in-law, geez, isn't that what's nice about being an adult, you should be able to do pretty much what you want! Hugs and bisous, ya'll.

whkattk said...

@ Xersex - Yes, it is. November, or Movember, is also a month dedicated to awareness of men's cancers, both testicular and prostate.

Anonymous said...

For us it was always Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet & Watch so we knew what time to get back to the ship before sailing!

Fit Studs said...

Balls to the world, the Lord has come!

whkattk said...

@ Anon - Ah, a Navy man!!