Monday, June 4, 2018

Beach Time & Boners

Finally! Summer is here in the Northern Hemisphere, and you all know what that means, right?
Beach Time
And, for many, that means we're looking for the best nude beaches

or we're skinny dipping in the back yard pool.

But, if you're hitting the nude beach, Brian VanHooker over at MEL magazine has some tips for all you guys out there in this article: A Gentlemen's Guide to Nude Beaches.



He even covers what to do with the occasional boner. "...there’s no question asked more, and the answer is relatively simple: Throw a towel over it. Most consider it impolite, or even creepy, to walk around with a raging hard-on — despite the plethora of naked people, this isn’t supposed to be a sexual environment, so it’s not welcome. If you can’t help it, just hide it with a towel, jump in the ocean or lay on your stomach, but don’t try to “act casual” when your little companion is acting anything but."


Everyone recognizes that boners happen. We have no control over the when or the where. There's no such thing as an awkward boner. It's what we do with a public hard-on that makes it awkward.

11 comments:

Xersex said...

exciting post!

SickoRicko said...

Great post and great links!

FRENCH PATRICK said...

Brian VanHooker gives good advices, but Europe is incomparably much richer in possibilities regarding naturist camps. In the center of Paris there is a naturist swimming pool and, not farther than in the Bois de Vincennes, a dedicated space for the nudist.
Love, hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

AOM SoulFood said...

At the beach, I use my boner as a metal detector : ) NAH! Just kidding - Great advice and it should be just that simple - no need for hysterics as boners are natural and normal. Let's get Naked in the summertime! Woo Hooo! Have a superduper day, bro. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

JeanWM said...

Getting hot and stormy here! Heat and humidity high! Stay cool and use the sun block. Hugs and bisous.

Unknown said...

My landline has been down since Sunday morning and has only just been restored. So no post yesterday! Great post as always! Enjoy your summer. Winter has certainly arrived here. It has been wet, cold and windy for the past week. Trust you cant enjoy a naked, outdoor summer!!!

Fullmoonma said...

Nice article. Was able to follow the links and add the Rock River VT swimming hole to the Wikipedia article. That's where my boner in frequently on display as I jack it in the woods above the beach. Our advice about boners at the Rock River is "get a tree" but boys will be boys!

Anonymous said...

There's no greater feeling than being on a nude beach! I wish I lived near some water where I could enjoy it more often!

whkattk said...

@ Anon - You and me both! No water near me either. I have to travel great distances to get to a nude beach, which is why it is so seldom that I go. But, when there it's like Heaven.

Anonymous said...

Europe is better about this. Better still is finding a place where it's warm enough and somehow it hasn't been gentrified to hell.

A Bear said...

being in Australia we're now in winter. I miss summer and the nude beach. Want to get out and naked