Friday, February 25, 2022

How Long?

 

"How long after I wake up should morning wood last?"

Morning wood is the final nocturnal erection of the night. It typically is the strongest because it develops during REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep. We are at our most relaxed at that point, our minds free to wander. The sensitivity leads to increasing rigidity and, possibly, to sexual dreams. For a lot of guys, the morning boner is their favorite of the spontaneous erections due to the hardness and sensitivity.



How long they last varies from guy to guy. And, I'll dare to say, I think age and hormones may have something to do with it. For a lot of men it begins to wilt with the morning whizz. Which is why one of the common nomenclatures is "a piss hard-on." And why some people mistakenly believe a full bladder is what causes it.

Mine used to last a good long while, though. Even after I pissed, it would still be better than half-mast while I drank my coffee and regain full hardness in the shower. The real wilt would happen when I dressed and my mind turned to the workday ahead.





Now they fade by the time I get my feet to the floor. 


Despite the struggle to get a decent hard-on when I want one because of the Muscular Dystrophy, I still wake with a decent boner. Sometimes they can be really stiff.


The key is to appreciate them for however long they may last.


12 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Appreciation is key.

Anonymous said...

Boners are beautiful, whether for a few minutes, an hour, or more. Well maybe not the "seek medical help should it last more than four hours" boners as they say in those Viagra commercials.

While I miss what those erections felt like in my 20s, you know the ones that had a mind of its own, I still am thankful for my late 30s ones!

Your French Patrick said...

"For however long they may last" but implied the longer the better.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings chéris Jean and Pat.
Enjoy a great weekend.

paulmmn said...

I don't think anyone's solved the problem of how to wee-wee through morning wood!

Except to pee in the shower.

--PaulMmn

Mistress Maddie said...

I'm like you Pat, mine last some time still, and usually till I go make some water....or take matters into my own hands.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

i love morning wood.
love it.

XOXO

uptonking said...

I agree... enjoy them! However, I never masturbate with them - they (mine) are not sensitive. They are a block of wood. So, no thrill for me. (I do remember fucking women with them in the morning and that felt awesome!)

JeanWM said...

Hooray for morning erections. And hooray for Friday! Our hearts are with the Ukrainians.
And hooray for Monday cartoons, can't wait.

Hugs and bisous.

Big Dude said...

When I was younger, my morning hard ons lasted long enough for me to jack a load. Nowadays, if I take a leak, it goes down. But if I want to release some semen, it hardens pretty fast when I work it by hand.

Anonymous said...

Well said! As age sets in, what used to be a full, hard beauty, now only lasts a few minutes each morning. I enjoy it while it lasts, but miss the days when it lasted longer.

Xersex said...

I am probably an exception, but I rarely wake up with an erection. But I can assure you that at the right moment my dick is hard as marble!

Anonymous said...

I love morning wood. Even though bladder pressure is very urgent. But most mornings I quickly have to make myself spurt semen before attempting to piss. When arriving in the bathroom my cock is still hard so most mornings I have to piss in the shower to avoid aiming problems when using the toilet (ouch).