Monday, May 23, 2022

Masturbation Month - May 23

 

During Masturbation Month

Take time to Celebrate Yourself 


But don't forget to make time to laugh.

















19 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Great stuff!

Mistress Maddie said...

Some of your gifs from yesterday remind me of my weekend.

And yes, I saw the Lumbersexual!!!!! Plus a very nice impromptu gentleman I met in Philly Sunday!!!!!!! It was long over due. We did the month proud for you!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
The 'I have two hands' one is fantastic. And whatever happened to the super gay husband of Crazy Eyes Michelle Bachman??

XOXO

Your French Patrick said...

Hard to believe, indeed, that men had to use one of these objects to masturbate back in the old days. I think they were decorative only.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great Monday.

Xersex said...

funny
happy mongay & new week!

uptonking said...

Thanks for the giggles.... I may steal that stephen king, quentin tarantino, yoko ono one..... It would make a great mini quiz... Kizzes.

Big Dude said...

So far, this has been a great month for shooting sploot! Your blog is one of my major sources of masturbation inspiration, and all the loads I shoot for the rest of the month will be in honor of you and the men who enjoy it. Wouldn't mind doing a circle jerk with you guys. And I would not mind being in the middle and having all of you jiz out all over me.

whkattk said...

@ Maddie - Superb weekend! I am humbled!!

whkattk said...

@ Six - Good question. I may have to do a little research on that. xoxo

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Gosh, decorative? 🤣

whkattk said...

@ Upton - Steal away!

William said...

Loved the funnies today. Thanks for all of the great posts this May, and for the bonus weekend posts.

JeanWM said...

OMG. Funny funnies. All laugh-out-loud.

Could that be Timothy Leary, who also said "There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."

Hugs and bisous

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

If we were not meant to play with it, then why make it feel so good when we do?

Anonymous said...

So many funny ones....the 911 call was my favorite.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - Indeed it was (is)! Hugs and bisous.

paulmmn said...

Blogger Hooter from Owls Rest said...

If we were not meant to play with it, then why make it feel so good when we do?
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Yeah-- God didn't put all of those nerve endings there just for fun, did he??

Anonymous said...

Interesting that you used the phrase Celebrate Yourself. There used to be a publication called Celebrate the Self Newsletter. It was all about male masturbation with plenty of tips and ideas for more fun. It was edited by the same guy who wrote Solo Sex: Advanced Techniques, The Joy of Solo Sex, and More Joy: An Advanced Guide to Solo Sex. The newsletter was a lot of fun for the small group of subscribers.
--Tom

whkattk said...

@ Tom - I actually subscribed to that newsletter and had a bottle of their lube.