Monday, May 9, 2022

Masturbation Month - May 9 & Monday Funnies

 Continue to enjoy and celebrate Masturbation Month.





But we shouldn't let Monday Funnies slip by.


For anyone who may have missed this one yesterday.
If it comes out black...um....

Hope everyone had a Happy Mother's Day!

On to the rest.









Happy Monday.

14 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

Hell every month is masturbation month for me as your well aware!

The if it comes out black meme got me roaring. The guys face cracks me up!!!!

Xersex said...

so nice and funny & true!

uptonking said...

Yes, we should all enjoy masturbation month while we can, before SCOTUS gets ahold of it. Thank you Ask Amy. That letter is a scream. I am gay to get back at my mother for all those times she threw me down the steps. That'll teach her! And apparently Lovelady Baptist Church takes their name a little too literally! Thanks for the giggles. Kizzes.

SickoRicko said...

Attached file - been there, done that.

PaulMmn said...

The black guy at the reveal party has one of those "Uh-oh! See you later" surprised looks!

And the pastor at the Lovelady Baptist Church really needs one of the perverts in his congregation to edit his sign!

--PaulMmn

ps--I hope Amy Dickinson is no longer writing an advice column!

Workmen and Rednecks said...

Got stuck on the first two pictures, then "Monday giggles" popped back in my head and had me re-start scrolling... for a good laugh ;-)

PS: and now I have Tom Jones singing Delilah in my head...

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I am enjoying masturbation month thoroughly.
And the memes made me cackle for five straight minutes. Loved the Dear Amy one, BTW. Perf.

XOXO

whkattk said...

@ Paul Mmn - It's the best possible answer to get people to realize that sexual orientation is not a choice. LOL.

whkattk said...

@ Laurent - Oops.... sorry! 😁

whkattk said...

@ Maddie - That's what made me laugh, too.

whkattk said...

@ Six - Right? XOXO

whkattk said...

@ Upton - Do it before SCOTUS makes it illegal and throws you prison for murdering babies. LOL

JeanWM said...

Willie Nelson almost 90, and Keith Richards almost 80, and both look over 100, but still here...
hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - They're both so well-preserved, I swear the jokes are right - one-million years from now it'll be Willie, Keith, and cockroaches. LOL