"Been married for a couple months now and my wife just noticed that I piss in the shower first thing in the moring because my dick is too hard to aim at the toilet. She says its gross. I think you posted about this before a long time ago and suggested it which is probably why I do it. I mean I can't be the only guy that takes that first piss of the day in the shower to avoid making a mess everywhere am I?"
Ah, morning wood...so delightful that it's many a guy's favorite spontaneous boner.
We have choices, of course. We can try to wait it out.
But for a lot of guys the boner will not go down until we've managed to pee. Which is where "piss hard" came from. We can try all kinds of weird body contortions.
The biggest mistake most guys make is standing at the toilet and pushing down on the boner. Nope. Not good. All that does is put a crimp in the urethra. So it's not recommended at all.
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We are two guys at home and we do this... what's the problem? urine is sterile.
And as you say soap and water do the rest.
good continuation
Jeff
(Bordeaux - France)
The shower sounds like an excellent place to me.
I use several methods. I piss outside, in the shower, and the first one in the several choices shown (leaning forward braced against the wall). I also installed a piss Garde (from Amazon) under the inside rim of the seat. It redirects the piss down instead of between the seat and the rim of the bowl. Worked great when my hand was in a cast. Will have to ask Maximus his choices but I know like me he sometimes pisses off the back porch.
Checked with Maximus, says he pretty much does what I do when pissing. He sometimes waits till the boner goes down a little so he can aim better, when he has time to wait. He has to deal with boners several times a day, a fact I can attest to since we spend a lot of time nude at home.
I like the drawings offering a choice of "weird body contortions".
The advantage of pissing in the shower is that you can clean up perfectly as you go.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.
I usually wait a minute for the boner to subside.
Pissing in the shower is something that does not affect the hygiene of the shower? He can piss there and they spray with a shower cleaner to keep his wife happy??
Also, thanks for the pic of Zac.
XOXO
A healthy person's urine is about 95 percent water and sterile, so there's a whole lot more being washed from your other body parts daily that are worse. And during the pandemic, it was a great substitute for toilet paper, if you have a handheld shower head. Hugs and bisous.
Isn't it funny... that people get upset about these things? I mean... think it through, Helen. I piss in my bathroom sink a lot. I clean it every morning with a bleach infused cleaning product, so I don't see the harm, but if I let anyone else know? Or they saw me? They'd have a fit. Fortunately, the dudes that see and use my sink have all just done worse things with their dicks than piss in the sink, so... I never feel too badly about it.
Ah, me! The disposal of body leavings in the shower. Whizzing in the shower is a natural.
This next one surprised me-- I'd never thought about it until I read a "list of things I hate about men" in a women's magazine. "I really hate it when men blow their nose in the shower!"
I'd never thought about doing that! But now I do it.
--PaulMmn
Would the wife rather have to clean a toilet area of splashes and overshoots or have the shower automatically rinse the issue away? Because those boners ain't going away for decades.
Another option that I haven't seen mentioned anywhere is a silicone tube with a flared end to direct any liquid into the toilet bowl whilst sealing around the penis. It has the disadvantage of needing to be separately cleaned, so my vote goes for the shower as the most efficient and readily available choice.
Morning hardons are only a distant memory for me! I do pee in the shower if the urge comes so I can be free to bate there. One technical note. All the drains in the house have "traps" to seal the pipe so that sewer gasses don't get into rooms. In a toilet the pool of water in the bowl is the trap, replaced with clean water as you flush. Sinks and showers have "U" drains - you can see them under a sink. Showers have similar traps under the floor. If you pee into the shower ar the very end, some dilute urine will remain in the trap and some odor might be present - so pee early into your shower experience so it gets cleaned out by the flow of shower water.
Ah, the lovely morning wood!
For me, every morning boner is a piss hard-on, because when I wake up, I have to piss. It is urgent, but not as urgent to not enjoy a while lying in bed feeling that sexy full bladder sensation and its impact on my cock. I spread my legs or hump the mattress. When I get up, I sometimes take an outdoor piss in my garden, often hands free, only pulling my sleep shirt up, standing bottomless, which feels naughty. Normally I just hop in the shower and as soon as the warm water splashes on my body, my cock starts to splash piss. It is a reflex and I cannot subdue it. Pissing in the shower feels so natural for me. So I avoid pointing my hard penis down when taking a standing piss in front of the toilet and also an awkward sitting piss, where my erect penis might touch the porcelain. Yep, I let my cock decide which pissing position/location works best for me.
And I spent 41 years in design/build mechanical contracting, every drain line in a house goes to the same place.
Many decades ago at scout camp during one of our circle jerks, one guy (the least sexually mature among us) peed while he was whacking his little boner - the rest of us were shooting splooge! It was hilarious at the time, except for the pee on the sleeping bags.
I think most circle jerks at that age have that one pisser. Usually a quick diver (the guys who, as soon as their clothes are off, immediately jump in the water when the bigger guys stay on the bank for a while) too.
@ PaulMmn - It's funny they think their men are blowing their noses. Honey, they're blowing something but it ain't their noses. LOL. Yes, I've seen some men do that - but it too washes down the drain.
@ Six - Urine is pretty sterile, actually - as Jean says, in a healthy person. It's why those into kinky piss play can do it and not get ill from ingesting it. XOXO
Glad you liked the Zac pic!
@ Upton - I piss outside 90% of the time and use the sink in the powder room if it's really cold or windy outside. Living in an area with such a severe drought it helps me do my part to save water where I can - especially since we have the pool. Though the pool uses less water than if that same area had lawn.
@ Anon, December 8, 2022 at 5:15 AM - I think most guys like to spend a little time enjoying that morning boner before taking a piss. I used to, that's for sure. Sadly, with the Muscular Dystrophy, if my cock is hard when I wake up, wood dissipates really fast.
I honestly see no problem peeing in the shower. I never thought it could be a problem for anyone. I always do it.
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