Frostbitten Cock

 

By now, most have heard about the royal frost-nipped "todger." Yes, the Duke of Sussex, aka Prince Harry, developed a slight case of frostbite on his cock whilst on a 200-mile hike in the Arctic with his military buddies from Afghanistan.

Not to worry, Harry says his circumcised pole is just fine.

With the horrid chill factors hitting the Northern Hemisphere, Faithful Reader Hooter wanted to know how it happened and how we might protect ours.

According to reports, Harry did not expose his to the elements. It happened because he didn't properly clothe himself against such frigid temperatures. Though, considering a 200-mile hike, one would have to question whether he made it that long without having to take a whizz.

The key, according to the Duke himself during an interview with Stephen Colbert, is what is known as a "cock pad" or "cock cushion." And, yes, he actually said "cock" on national TV. (Bleeped out, of course. You all know the delicate sensibilities amongst the puritanical Americans.) This is nothing more than padding added to the underwear pouch.

You could opt for a padded brief or jockstrap.

Jock, $33.00

Smart Brief $39.00

Playing naked in the snow may seem like fun.

But be ready to pay the price.

Penis Food

 

The house began to twitch, the roof to pitch ~ music by Harold Arlen, and lyrics Yip Harburg

Holy shit. Sustained high winds all day long and into the night. The rain started around 8pm and it was still coming down when I went to bed at 11pm. This is getting tedious.

Yesterday was Buddy Ball Check. Today, it's the Penis. Specifically, penis food. Yessireebob. Food for the penis. We eat with our hearts and stomachs in mind. But as the Healthline - Men's Health article, "8 Foods for Your Penis," suggests: Maybe we guys should look a little lower on the anatomy chart.

"But, let’s say, if you know, that apples and carrots are good for your prostate and penis health, wouldn’t you be inclined to eat these foods more often?

That’s the goal of our below-the-belt food list.

Instead of eating as if your penis needs special attention, fill your day with foods that optimize your whole body, and in turn, help your blood bring the nutrients, vitamins, and minerals your penis needs to function. (Erectile dysfunction in younger men is rising and about 1 in 9 men will develop prostate cancer in their lifetime.)"

From Spinach and coffee to apple peels and chili peppers, there are things we can eat that will boost our penile health and increase sperm count and motility. 

Even better is that each recommended food has a link to recipes. Yum! So the next time you're staring into the fridge, think about your cock before deciding what to grab and eat.

The More You Use It

Everything you wanted to know about Penis, but not really. This Healthline article "Is the Penis a Muscle or an Organ and 9 Other Facts" covers the very, very basics. But, I thought, what the heck, why not post it here?

Regardless of what author Adrienne Santos-Longhurst indicates regarding the "Use It or Lose It issue," she is not a medical professional (nor does she have personal experience), but we can agree that the more you use it, the better.

It helps keep you healthy and, in return, it remains healthy and usable.

Inspect It

You know yours, don't you? You think you're familiar with it; all of it. But do you really?

Sure, when you piss, you know if something doesn't feel quite right.

You know the heavy feeling in the balls; that sensation telling you it's time - or past time.

You know it's moods.

But when was the last time you hauled it all out to inspect it?

Movember is about more than the balls. It's about the whole package.

Cancer can strike the penis. It's rare, but it can and does happen. That tiny bump that has been there for weeks, that "freckle" that appeared one day and, oddly, has grown, could be penile cancer. 

So, I want you guys to get a hand mirror - or stand in front of a mirror - and take a good close look. 

Inspect it tip to base.

Better to find it early than lose a hunk of it.

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I'm taking the rest of the week off to prepare for Thanksgiving. We're hosting this year so there is a lot of prep to do.

Happy Thanksgiving to my U.S. readers.