Monday, June 19, 2023

Monday Funnies

 

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend.

Happy Juneteenth!

Monday Funnies to start your week.













Been a while, huh?


Tomorrow begins the surgical sojourn.


If all goes according to plan, I should see y'all on the flip side toward the end of the month.


The wife has issued strict orders that I am not allowed to die on the table. The Boss has spoken.

29 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

First of all, good luck! We'll see you toward the end of the month!!!

And I cackled so hard with the kid and the fairy tales! Totally true. And now I can't stop thinking about potatoes...

XOXO

Daddy Scruff (Mark) said...

Good morning. And thank you for the chuckles. I want to wish you a safe and most comfortable recovery. Prayer to you along with virtual hugs !

Milleson said...

I'm curious why your wife decided to have your surgery done in the dining room? Seriously, putting the jokes aside, we all know that there is a risk to any surgical procedure. With no thoughts and prayers(we know how those work), just a great amount of positive energy from your viewers, you are certain to come through this inconvenience with flying colors. And it's Pride Month on top of that so there's about a dozen of those colors wishing you well. Be seeing you at the end of the month, my friend.

Mistress Maddie said...

Well if the pastor has a big sausage I'll try it! And that bird one had me in stitches. And as far as that gif.... I'm horny all the time that is so me.

Good luck with your medical sojourn. If you're able to email and let me know how you're doing. Otherwise take care and good luck.💋💋💋

Anonymous said...

Best of luck for a successful outcome!

Your French Patrick said...

The wife is right. Why? Because she is the wife.
Best wishes.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.

SickoRicko said...

Thanks for the giggles. I ditto what the wife said!

PaulMmn said...

Hope everything turns out well.
--PaulMmn

BatRedneck said...

I'll be sending you each day the best of vibes I can collect each day until your return.
(including a strong hope that the hospital/clinic's food is decent enough :-)

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

Maxamus and I have you in our thoughts, Will be thinking of you during your surgery. Listen to the boss. Speedy recovery.

manrico said...

Best of luck, and be sure to obey your wife!!

Joost said...

fingers crossed, good luck with the surgery and a joyfull recovery!

William said...

Here's sending best wishes for a very successful surgery and recovery.

Big Dude said...

All the best. We'll be looking forward to your return!

Erick said...

Best of luck to you my friend. We'll miss you!

stache said...

Wishing you smooth sailing -

fullmoonma said...

Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

aussieguy said...

The chuckles are always appreciated! I look forward each day to see what interesting, and stimulating (ahem) material you have. So I'll have you in my thoughts as I wish you a speedy recovery and I echo your wife's edict!

whkattk said...

@ Everyone - Thank you all so very much!

Hummel said...

Wishing you the best outcome and speedy recovery

uptonking said...

Hope all goes well, dear. In my thoughts. And thank you, Lowes. I just unplugged my freezer and put it out in the alley for someone to take. I figure let them pay the electric bills - and take care of the body.

Sean Kelly said...

Good luck. Appendages all crossed. Listen to the wife!!!!!

Xersex said...

Best wishes!!!

slmdar19 said...

Holding you up to the healing light! Take care and do as the wifey says. It would be a shame if you survivied he surgery and not the wife!

JeanWM said...

It's now June 23 and we miss you greatly. Will this month ever end? Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

I suppose I should mention June 25 was Victory Day, the anniversary of Custer's death.

Your French Patrick said...

I miss you and I wonder every day when we will meet again.

Stan said...

Hello, Pat. Just a quick note to say I hope your recovery is going well.

Looking forward to your return.

Anonymous said...

How is whkattk?