Good morning.
"We're 5 nudist dudes renting a big house. There's a notice posted at the front door and regular yard and pool maintanence (paid through rent) workers are aware and accept that everyone is naked. Once in a while we need to call for repairs. The newest guy to rent wanted me to change an appointment. When I asked if it was because we'd have to put on boxers or something, he said it wasn't that. It was his masturbation day and time. He actually schedules his jacking off. Who the fuck masturbates to a fixed schedule? Do we accomodate him or make him suck it up?"
Personally, I think he's being ridiculous. Not that he has a masturbation schedule he wants to stick to, but you can't arrange things like repairs to suit everyone. If the rest of the household is okay with the timing of repairs,
he'll have to postpone that session. Or be interrupted.
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I'm someone who plans a lot, but the idea of planning masturbation too makes me smile.
His masturbations at a fixed time may make us smile, but I don't see anything that is a problem. Once you know it, you get used to it. It's better than if he was likely to masturbate unexpectedly at any time.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Hope you enjoy a great day.
He should change his masterbation time for the better of the whole group. It's not like it would kill him to masterbate latter or earlier.
You sure do get some interesting questions.
Masturbating on schedule? Yes, why not?
I know people who usually get off at around the same time every day.
At a specifi TIME? Well...
XOXO
Is that guy German?
You know, "Ordnung und Pünktlichkeit für alles"
Maybe the other 4 could give the guy with the schedule some handy help so he can get done shooting before the repair person arrives.
It almost sounds like he has made masturbating into a chore that has to be taken care of.
Is he so afraid that if he doesn’t accomplish this on a regular basis he’ll lose it? Maybe he’s got a point there.
But it sounds like they all need to sit down and hash it out and decide how to handle his “need for a schedule.“
Hugs and bisous.
Just this once, couldn't the guy masturbate a little later or earlier, or go to a room where no repairs are being done?
It's really hard to get a repairman in my country because they are so busy and their appointments are like gold if you can get them: well worth changing a masturbation schedule to maintain that repair appointment.
We have to have priorities, especially in situations of majority benefit and realistically adjusting a masturbation schedule would have to be the lowest priority considering it doesn't matter when it happens or even if it doesn't happen on schedule one time.
I never heard of such a rigid jack-off schedule. If he were to do it earlier or later, he could still ejaculate and release his male tension. Also, do his housemates see him jerking off? Or is he only shy around the repairmen? I mean, where does he do it? Would the repairmen even be able to see him, or is he hidden in his room?
I never heard of such a rigid jack-off schedule. If he were to do it earlier or later, he could still ejaculate and release his male tension. Also, do his housemates see him jerking off? Or is he only shy around the repairmen? I mean, where does he do it? Would the repairmen even be able to see him, or is he hidden in his room?
@ Jean - Use it or lose it --- or at least twice per week lowers the risk of prostate cancer. Hugs and bisous.
@ Big Dude - I'd guess the housemates were unaware of his masturbation. So it sounds like he's in his room.
The Devil in me says to cancel the repair time, and arrange with your friends to show up unexpectedly at his jo time and applaud him at the end!
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