Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Chances Are

 

Good morning.

I'm told the Equinox is three days long. It may not be warm enough to get in the water, but it might be nice enough to catch some rays.



"We had a great weekend but my nuts ache like crazy. Ibuprofen has barely touched it. What's going on here? Should I be worried?"

Ah, if by "a great weekend" you mean one spent on a lot of sex, well, we're glad you enjoyed yourselves. It is possible that you were too rambunctious, bouncing and jostling The Boys a bit too much. You may have bruised them. This can be especially true for guys with low hangers which don't draw up as close to the body.






Should you be worried? Not yet. Chances are your balls will be fine. If the problem persists, you may want to go to see a Urologist.

But, before you go, you should check your semen for traces of blood,



because --- chances are --- the doctor will ask if you've noticed any.

13 comments:

Hot guys said...

Some nice pics in here πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ™‚

SickoRicko said...

Good advice.

Your French Patrick said...

If I understand correctly, there is no reason to panic, but you should not take things lightly and it is best to consult a urologist. I can only approve.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
I wish you to catch as much rays as you want.

Mistress Maddie said...

Oh yes.....the ole achy balls from over use and activity. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Unashamed Male said...

Pat, the equinox is not three days long. Astronomically, an equinox is the instant when the line from the sun to the center of the Earth crosses the equator. (During our summer in the Northern Hemisphere, that line is north of the equator; in the winter, it's south of the equator.)

This year the vernal equinox occurred at 3:06 a.m. on March 20, UTC. UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is the time in London, England. North America is sufficiently far west of London that 3:06 a.m. UTC corresponds to times in the evening of March 19 in the U.S.

In common speech, on the day in which the astronomical equinox occurs, the whole day is called the equinox. So, for us in the Americas, March 19 was the equinox. For Europe, Africa, Asia and Australia, March 20 was the equinox. Nowhere does it last three days.

-Larry

Jean said...

And then there was Spring. From 32° to 70°. 🌱🌼🌳

Hugs and bisous.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Wait, his balls hurt?
That should have been some weekend!
Good tip about blood. He does not mention it, though.
And I'd call the doc. Better safe....

XOXO

whkattk said...

@ Larry - Well, now I know where the dude got the idea...because of the way it spans the time zones. Well, why not celebrate a bit more? LOL.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - Wonderful! Us, too...up to 72° yesterday. And I;m loving it! Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

@ Mistress - Oh, I know YOU'VE been there. 🀣

Anonymous said...

@ Unashamed Male - quoted from https://www.weather.gov/dvn/Climate_Astronomical_Seasons

"The Equinoxes (Vernal & Autumnal)

There are only two times of the year when the Earth's axis is tilted neither toward nor away from the sun, resulting in a "nearly" equal amount of daylight and darkness at all latitudes. These events are referred to as Equinoxes. The word equinox is derived from two Latin words - aequus (equal) and nox (night). At the equator, the sun is directly overhead at noon on these two equinoxes. The "nearly" equal hours of day and night is due to refraction of sunlight or a bending of the light's rays that causes the sun to appear above the horizon when the actual position of the sun is below the horizon. Additionally, the days become a little longer at the higher latitudes (those at a distance from the equator) because it takes the sun longer to rise and set. Therefore, on the equinox and for several days before and after the equinox, the length of day will range from about 12 hours and six and one-half minutes at the equator, to 12 hours and 8 minutes at 30 degrees latitude, to 12 hours and 16 minutes at 60 degrees latitude."

Whilst technically the Equinox is a single day (because it's measured as duration of night and day), the difference on a day either side is likely so small as to appear as if the Equinox lasts 3 days with the difference getting noticeably larger the further away from it you are.

On the matter of ball ache, I think another reason may be like with any over-use of a body part or function, there are consequences.

Xersex said...

First, try letting your eggs rest a bit! then you'll see!

whkattk said...

@ Xersex - That's what I should have said.