Tuesday, August 13, 2024

How Is It?

 

Good morning.

"How is you know so much about dick?"

Uh...maybe because I have one. Growing up in a household where it was never, ever discussed is not helpful when things start to wake. If it hadn't been for my older brother, I would have been absolutely clueless. 






Consequently, I made the commitment to educate myself. Then, when my buddy decided to write a play, I helped him with all the research. I can tell you, we learned a lot. I mean, a lot!







Guys should know as much about about those dangling bits as possible.

When things go a bit awry, it helps to have some knowledge. It can save them an awful lot of anxiety.

16 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

Yep, and think of all the people you have helping and made feel at ease Pat. You're a good service really. And I agree with knowing as much about the cock as possible. Hence my years and years and years of research with, huh, various males.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

You'd be amazed to learn that MANY (usually straight) men do not know shit about their dick. Gay men? We deal with them usually from an early age and either through vicarious or personal experience learn to deal with it. But still....

XOXO

SickoRicko said...

Truer words were never spoken.

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

Sex was not mentioned in our house. Mom said if I wanted to know anything I would have to ask her. That was never going to happen. Would never have seen my dad's dick if it wasn't for a late-night car accident and the ER was short staffed when I arrived. They needed someone to hold the bed side urinal for him and guess who was the only one available.

Your French Patrick said...

Don't look at a given horse's teeth (Russian proverb)

whkattk said...

Aw, thanks, Mads.

whkattk said...

Yep, it's mostly straight dudes who don't know anything about their cocks except that they get hard. And they know how to cum. Until something goes wrong, of course.

whkattk said...

Thanks, Rick.

whkattk said...

That was a kind act, though.
I never saw my dad's - only a very quick glimpse in the public pool locker room - as he tried his best to hide behind a locker door to put on his suit.

whkattk said...

Thanks, Patrick. Hugs and bisous, mon ami.

Jean said...

And in the learning process, We’ve all learned a lot too. A LOT. In fact after so many years we probably know a lot more than we even think we know.
Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

Goofing and fooling around with your dad naked is really good bonding time too. Dads were teenage boys once too

whkattk said...

I hope readers have learned and retained. Because at some point I won't be able to continue this blog. But I also hope they pass the information on to others.
Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

Don't we wish that all dads were that easy to even joke around with. Mine was so staid and uptight....

nakedswimmer said...

My dad was simply informative, but didn't go as far as some here might like. But I knew I couldn't talk to mom about sex.

Anonymous said...

The one time I saw my Dad naked was when we showered together after working outside, once, when I was in my 40's, and even then he ordered "no touching".