Stoner Boner

Okay, so the MaryJane craze during the hippy movement of the late 60’s led to a sexual revolution. It brought us communes and the folks on those communes introduced the world to a concept known as “free-love.” And a whole new generation embraced pot. We all know that heavy drug and/or alcohol use can wreak havoc with our cocks. But we also know that minimal quantities of the stuff – say one beer or a glass of wine (other recreational pharmaceuticals are illegal, after all!) – can calm our nerves when we’re trying our best to lure someone into a bit 60’s nostalgia and jump into the sack.

As I mentioned in the previous post, studies involving the functioning of our man-parts are becoming more prolific. This time it’s one provided by our good neighbors to the North. God Bless the Canadians – they have much more to offer the world than great Hockey! They’ve brought us some bad news about marijuana (well, we were already aware of the downside) and then followed it up with some good news.

The bad news about taking a toke on our favorite weed may be that while it lowers our mental inhibitions, making it easier to drop trou for a romp with that stranger we just met at the club, it may be causing Mr. Happy to take his sweet old time in making the proper appearance. And that can certainly be frustrating – or would be if we weren’t so mellowed out, dude (yeah, far out, man!).

The good news provided by the study is that, while smoking pot may inhibit the muscle relaxation for that instant hard-on, it may be enhancing desire by altering our perception of time. What that means is our time in the sack is prolonged and we can focus more intently on the pleasure of the activity. As guys we all know good sex, whether it’s banging someone’s brains out or a great flogging of the log, is best when we’ve built up the biggest load of jizz possible and that takes time. And apparently, that’s what taking a few tokes provides – slower on the upswing, but a longer period of arousal.

          Oooo…maybe we have a new use (excuse?) for Medical Marijuana: “I swear, I need it!” (Patient points to his crotch) “Come on, Doc, you’re a guy; I’m sure you understand!”